Pittsburgh baseball team
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
rhinologist’s case study
paint peeling off of radiators
my old apartments
nude beaches
Blame cold water.
People who over-water their lawns.
inexcusably wasteful idiots
listening to the “ocean” in a seashell
Fooling children everywhere
Free refills
Helping my budget.
Big Macs
Lips and assholes
Poorly-packed parachutes
not jumping anyway
pit bulls
Asking for trouble
Discarded sidewalk toilets
Not for use.
Toilet paper
can’t live without
ice skating
great for falls
cloves
stick in ham
Piggies
Have you seen …
cilantro
not for everyone
how much Halloween candy to purchase
Three bucks worth?
Presidential debate
Trump vs. Clinton
New Jersey
West of NYC
children of celebrities
Pampered, spoiled freeloaders
Pizza Hut