dark matter pellets
Next: right field
Right field: Wake up, you!
Line drive.
Killed Bart … not.
Low-achieving homer.
Next: Trapper Keeper.
Teen girl’s notebook.
Mercury
Tastes like burning.
Next: Violists
Violists: Not violinists, dammit.
Eugene Ormandy.
I choose mandy.
Next: I hate my job.
Grow accustomed, dude.
Next: Flirty skirts
Flirty skirts: Bring 'em on!
The most eye-poppingly gorgeous actress (or handsome actor) you know of.
The most eye-poppingly gorgeous actress (or handsome actor) you know of:
Yowza! I wish!
Next up: Porcupine farts
Porcupine farts: Part the needles.
Knitting.
Nice warm booties.
Next: life rafts
Life rafts: Titanic needed lots.
Iceberg.
Iceberg: Popular salad lettuce.
Spaghetti Fork
Spaghetti Fork: pasta picker-upper.
Soprano
Italian Twirling Tool
Bunk beds
Soprano: Hide the stemware.
Bunk beds: Funnest concussion ever!
Next: crankcase
Holds flivver starter.
Roustabouts
Roustabouts: Dudes with fists
Next: Blank journals