Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=silenus]
Battleaxe.
[/QUOTE]

Meant “matriarch,” ma’am!

Canteloupe

[QUOTE=twickster]
Meant “matriarch,” ma’am!

Canteloupe
[/QUOTE]

mmm…nice melons

Next: Superman

Sgt Schwartz

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
mmm…nice melons

Next: Superman

Sgt Schwartz
[/QUOTE]

Strong & Sexy

Sgt. Schwartz

:smack: I meant to type

**Sgt Schultz **

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
:smack: I meant to type

**Sgt Schultz **
[/QUOTE]

“I know nothing!!!”

Apollo

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Strong & Sexy

Sgt. Schwartz
[/QUOTE]

Damn, and I thought the strong and sexy made you think of me! :smiley:

Lost to Rocky
Next: NASCAR

Sgt Schwartz

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Damn, and I thought the strong and sexy made you think of me! :smiley:

Lost to Rocky
Next: NASCAR

Sgt Schwartz
[/QUOTE]

No right turns.
Pirate

dances the hornpipe

camera

[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire]
dances the hornpipe

camera
[/QUOTE]

Say “Cheese!” Click!

whippet

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Say “Cheese!” Click!

whippet
[/QUOTE]

Duuuuuude, I’m dizzzzzzzzy… :o
polenta

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Say “Cheese!” Click!

whippet
[/QUOTE]

Dumb Devo song

bunion

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Duuuuuude, I’m dizzzzzzzzy… :o
polenta
[/QUOTE]

Fancy Italian mush

**
Medusa**

[QUOTE=freckafree]
**
Medusa**
[/QUOTE]

Snake hair – yikes!

bunion

[QUOTE=twickster]

bunion
[/QUOTE]

Ouchy big toe.

Cat

[QUOTE=silenus]
Ouchy big toe.

Cat
[/QUOTE]

Purring, fluffy overlord

**
Dog**

Dog: Slavishly loyal mammal.

(“Man’s best friend” would fit the terms of the thread, but was a bit too cliched, I thought).

Queen Elizabeth II.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Queen Elizabeth II.
[/QUOTE]
Is wearing pink
haiku

[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Is wearing pink
haiku
[/QUOTE]

God bless you

Interm

Interm: Kinda like “intern.”

Jabba the Hutt.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Jabba the Hutt.
[/QUOTE]

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Graveyard shift.