Meant “matriarch,” ma’am!
Canteloupe
mmm…nice melons
Next: Superman
Sgt Schwartz
Strong & Sexy
Sgt. Schwartz
:smack: I meant to type
**Sgt Schultz **
“I know nothing!!!”
Apollo
Damn, and I thought the strong and sexy made you think of me! 
Lost to Rocky
Next: NASCAR
Sgt Schwartz
No right turns.
Pirate
dances the hornpipe
camera
Say “Cheese!” Click!
whippet
Duuuuuude, I’m dizzzzzzzzy… :o
polenta
Dumb Devo song
bunion
Fancy Italian mush
**
Medusa**
Snake hair – yikes!
bunion
Ouchy big toe.
Cat
Purring, fluffy overlord
**
Dog**
Dog: Slavishly loyal mammal.
(“Man’s best friend” would fit the terms of the thread, but was a bit too cliched, I thought).
Queen Elizabeth II.
Is wearing pink
haiku
God bless you
Interm
Interm: Kinda like “intern.”
Jabba the Hutt.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Graveyard shift.