Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
281

Graveyard shift

Hookers, Cops, Cabbies

Offbeat

282

Offbeat: Describes most Dopers.

Wristwatch.

283

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Wristwatch.
[/QUOTE]

Time at hand.

Throwing knife

284

Throwing Knife

Sorry! It slipped!

Buttercup

285

[QUOTE=Way Too Happy]
Buttercup
[/QUOTE]

Build me up!
Disgruntled.

286

[QUOTE=twickster]
Build me up!
Disgruntled.
[/QUOTE]

Lost my pig.

lampshade

287

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Lost my pig.

lampshade
[/QUOTE]

frat party headwear

gonorrhea

288

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
frat party headwear

gonorrhea
[/QUOTE]

Use a condom.

Laptop computer.

289

[QUOTE=Way Too Happy]
Graveyard shift

Hookers, Cops, Cabbies

Offbeat
[/QUOTE]

Out of rhythm.

Next: Boogie-woogie

290

[QUOTE=Scribble]
Use a condom.

Laptop computer.
[/QUOTE]

Watch porn anywhere

Next: Advertisement

Sgt Schwartz

291

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Watch porn anywhere

Next: Advertisement/QUOTE]
“Wait, there’s more!”

shaman

292

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Watch porn anywhere

Next: Advertisement/QUOTE]
“Wait, there’s more!”

shaman
[/QUOTE]

Talks to spirits
**
balustrade**

293

[QUOTE=freckafree]
**
balustrade**
[/QUOTE]

Staircase safety rail.

Pez dispenser

294

[QUOTE=silenus]
Staircase safety rail.

Pez dispenser
[/QUOTE]

Head spits candy!

**chandelier
**

295

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Head spits candy!

**chandelier
**
[/QUOTE]

lights from above

Bellybutton

296

[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
Bellybutton
[/QUOTE]

Lint’s lurking lair.
shampoo

297

Shampoo: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Golf.

298

[QUOTE=twickster]
Lint’s lurking lair.
shampoo
[/QUOTE]

$3 with cut & style

Mexico

299

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Golf.
[/QUOTE]

Old man’s sport.

Mexico.

300

Mexico: South of border.

New Mexico.