Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=twickster]
Bifocals.
[/QUOTE]

I’m gettin’ old.
disaster

[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman]
disaster
[/QUOTE]

Severed her bum.

No, wait! Bad shit happens.
Antipasto

Greasy, cheesy salad.

Cheetah.

Tarzan’s misnamed monkey

dice

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Greasy, cheesy salad.

Cheetah.
[/QUOTE]

Wonder Woman’s nemesis.
Gumby

Green, rubbery, dammit!

Orgasm.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Orgasm.
[/QUOTE]

Uh, uhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
snarky

[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman]
Uh, uhhh, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
snarky
[/QUOTE]

My fucking coworker.

Crumpet.

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
My fucking coworker.

Crumpet.
[/QUOTE]

Treat at teatime.

Fuchsia

[QUOTE=twickster]
Treat at teatime.

Fuchsia
[/QUOTE]

Nice pink plant.

gallbladder

[QUOTE=Dorjän]
Nice pink plant.

gallbladder
[/QUOTE]

What’s it for?
Ninja

cooler than pirates.

ponytail

Ponytail

Perky '50s 'do

Rubbery

[QUOTE=twickster]
Rubbery
[/QUOTE]

Stretchy elastic material

Next: Black Hole

[QUOTE=dwc1970]
Stretchy elastic material

Next: Black Hole
[/QUOTE]

Black Hole: Very dense place

Nipple

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
Black Hole: Very dense place

Nipple
[/QUOTE]

Heaven’s little pepperoni.

Beer.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Heaven’s little pepperoni.

Beer.
[/QUOTE]

(I’ll be chuckling about that for hours to come!)

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Heaven’s little pepperoni.

Beer.
[/QUOTE]

Tastes like poo.

James Randi.

[QUOTE=photopat]
Tastes like poo.

James Randi.
[/QUOTE]

He’s a person

Glasses

[QUOTE=swampbear]
He’s a person

Glasses
[/QUOTE]

Slide down nose
Artichoke