Describe it in three words

Chopsticks.

Poke and Stab

Ice cubes

Fancy eating sticks

Cola

Real cold water

Cola

Makes you burp.

Park Benches.

Covered in guano.

Widescreen TVs.

Widescreen TVs: The big picture

Circumcision

[QUOTE=Mangetout]

Circumcision
[/QUOTE]

Leave a tip.

Next: San Francisco.

[QUOTE=Colophon]
Next: San Francisco.
[/QUOTE]

Baghdad by Bay.

Impudence

[QUOTE=twickster]
Impudence
[/QUOTE]

Smart assed. Duh.

Schnitzel.

[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Schnitzel.
[/QUOTE]

Best with noodles.

Boom box

Impudence: How dare you!

American flag.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

American flag.
[/QUOTE]

Full of stars.

Next: the Monolith from 2001.

Monolith: Teaches apes stuff.

Boom box (since we skipped it earlier).

Nice and smooth.

Women’s razors.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Boom box (since we skipped it earlier).
[/QUOTE]

Loud annoying box

Squid

D’oh, didn’t see that on preview.

Boom boxes; On your shoulder.

Women’s razors.

Women’s razors: Honey, it’s mine!

Stapler.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Women’s razors: Honey, it’s mine!

Stapler.
[/QUOTE]

Burn building down.

Totalitarianism

He’s the boss.

Schooner.

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Burn building down.

Totalitarianism
[/QUOTE]

One Bad-ass Party.

Perpendicular.