Describe it in three words

[pool]

a sailboat, Dumbass.

Banjo

[Yllaria]

Banjo

Tinny sounding guitar
letter opener

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Letter opener: Slices open envelopes.

Perpendicular (from upthread).

[Yllaria]

Perpendicular

state after beer

confusion

[Yllaria]

Perpendicular

(could also be sometimes called normal)

still confusion

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Confusion: I don’t understand.

Diploma.

[Yllaria]

Diploma
makes great placemat
recliner

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Recliner: Fat guy’s friend.

Necktie.

[chowder]

Necktie: Useless clothing item

Eraser

[Mindfield]

@Elendil's Heir

Necktie.

Stupid fashion accessory.
Johnny-on-the-spot

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Eraser: Mistakes go away.

Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Johnny-on-the-spot: Failed Private Ryan.

Ah-nuld, still.

[twickster]

@Elendil's Heir

Ah-nuld, still.

Why’s he Governor?

Chapstick

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Chapstick: Keeps lips happy.

Pumpkin pie.

[silenus]

@Elendil's Heir

Pumpkin pie.

Gross squash torte.

Sunrise

[twickster]

@silenus

Sunrise

Drink tequila then?

Armadillo

[Annie-Xmas]

@twickster

Drink tequila then?

Armadillo

Walking pine cone

Coffee

[Flipshod]

Earth’s rotation re-confirmed
football

[Kalhoun]

@Flipshod

Earth’s rotation re-confirmed
football

Football: Sunday Afternoon Slackerfest

Poverty.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Kalhoun

Football: Sunday Afternoon Slackerfest

Poverty.

Don’t have money

Coffee