Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

a sailboat, Dumbass.

Banjo

102

Banjo

Tinny sounding guitar
letter opener

103

Letter opener: Slices open envelopes.

Perpendicular (from upthread).

104

Perpendicular

state after beer

confusion

105

Perpendicular

(could also be sometimes called normal)

still confusion

106

Confusion: I don’t understand.

Diploma.

107

Diploma
makes great placemat
recliner

108

Recliner: Fat guy’s friend.

Necktie.

109

Necktie: Useless clothing item

Eraser

110

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Necktie.
[/QUOTE]

Stupid fashion accessory.
Johnny-on-the-spot

111

Eraser: Mistakes go away.

Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger.

112

Johnny-on-the-spot: Failed Private Ryan.

Ah-nuld, still.

113

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Ah-nuld, still.
[/QUOTE]

Why’s he Governor?

Chapstick

114

Chapstick: Keeps lips happy.

Pumpkin pie.

115

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Pumpkin pie.
[/QUOTE]

Gross squash torte.

Sunrise

116

[QUOTE=silenus]
Sunrise
[/QUOTE]

Drink tequila then?

Armadillo

117

[QUOTE=twickster]
Drink tequila then?

Armadillo
[/QUOTE]

Walking pine cone

Coffee

118

Earth’s rotation re-confirmed
football

119

[QUOTE=Flipshod]
Earth’s rotation re-confirmed
football
[/QUOTE]

Football: Sunday Afternoon Slackerfest

Poverty.

120

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
Football: Sunday Afternoon Slackerfest

Poverty.
[/QUOTE]

Don’t have money

Coffee