Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
981

Merlin:

A Gandalf wannabe

Fluorescence

982

[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]

Merlin
[/QUOTE]

Powerful Arthurian wizard.

Schizophrenia

983

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Schizophrenia
[/QUOTE]

My ex. Seriously.

Next: Palpate

984

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
My ex. Seriously.

Next: Palpate
[/QUOTE]

“Does this hurt?”

Flourescence: excited electrons glow
Lisa Nowak

985

Lisa Nowak: Fatal Attraction astronaut.

Glenn Close.

986

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Lisa Nowak: Fatal Attraction astronaut.

Glenn Close.
[/QUOTE]

Fatal Attraction whacko.

Whacko.

987

[QUOTE=twickster]
Whacko.
[/QUOTE]

Denier of Holocaust.

Albert Speer

988

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

Albert Speer
[/QUOTE]

Third Reich architect.

Wilhelm Reich

989

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Wilhelm Reich
[/QUOTE]

Psychiatrist turned shyster

Charles Ponzi

990

Charles Ponzi: Scheming criminal genius.

Prof. James Moriarty.

991

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Charles Ponzi: Scheming criminal genius.

Prof. James Moriarty.
[/QUOTE]

Sherlock Holmes’ Archnemesis

Mojo

992

[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
Sherlock Holmes’ Archnemesis

Mojo
[/QUOTE]

Love Unlimited Orchestra

Chef

993

[QUOTE=Kotick]
Chef
[/QUOTE]

Swedish-speaking Muppet.

Miss Piggy.

994

[QUOTE=twickster]

Miss Piggy.
[/QUOTE]

She’s Kermit’s pork.

Next: Arson

995

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
She’s Kermit’s pork.

Next: Arson
[/QUOTE]

Arson: conflagration for profit

nail polish

996

[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore]
nail polish
[/QUOTE]

Stops hosiery runs.

Spandex

997

[QUOTE=twickster]

Spandex
[/QUOTE]

Stretchy unitard material.

Cheese grater

998

Cheese grater: Watch your fingers!

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

999

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
[/QUOTE]

You said Beaver

Next: Asteroid

1000

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Asteroid
[/QUOTE]

Rock in orbit.

Varicose veins