Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1001

Varicose veins: Moms have 'em.

Pregnancy.

1002

you had sex ! !

weedeater

1003

[QUOTE=Snipe1978]

weedeater
[/QUOTE]

Fells tall plants.

Light sweet crude

1004

it makes gasoline

rectal thermometer

1005

[QUOTE=Snipe1978]
rectal thermometer
[/QUOTE]

Ew! Get away!
Flea collar.

1006

kills dem ticks

pomegranate

1007

[QUOTE=Snipe1978]
pomegranate
[/QUOTE]

Seedy juice source.

Grenada

1008

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Grenada
[/QUOTE]

Fine Corinthian leather.
Fantasy Island

1009

Fantasy Island: “De plane! De…”

Midgets in white suits.

1010

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Midgets in white suits.
[/QUOTE]

Miami mini-me convention.

Miami Vice

1011

[QUOTE=Scribble]

Miami Vice
[/QUOTE]

Look! No socks!

Don Johnson

1012

[QUOTE=twickster]

Don Johnson
[/QUOTE]

One term Congressman

Heath Shuler

1013

[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
One term Congressman

Heath Shuler
[/QUOTE]

A candybar’s namesake.

Bad Hair Day.

1014

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
A candybar’s namesake.

Bad Hair Day.
[/QUOTE]

Blamed for everything

Anna Nicole Smith

1015

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

Anna Nicole Smith
[/QUOTE]

Dead at 39.

Next: Floozy

1016

Floozy: Like a bar-fly.

Jello shots.

1017

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Jello shots.
[/QUOTE]

Never had one.

Big-screen TV.

1018

[QUOTE=twickster]
Never had one.

Big-screen TV.
[/QUOTE]

An expensive extravagance.

U.S. Mail.

1019

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
An expensive extravagance.

U.S. Mail.
[/QUOTE]

Neither Rain Nor…
Celebrity Deathpool

1020

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Neither Rain Nor…
Celebrity Deathpool
[/QUOTE]

Who kicks next?

Weekend Warrior.