Weekday desk jockey
Really loud neighbors
That’d be me.
Tambourine.
Jingles when hit
Next: chewing gum
Cud for humanoids.
Cow.
Hamburger on hooves.
Fuel injection
Grenada (as opposed to Granada, the Spanish city which apparently reminded twickster of this commercial))
Granada, Cordoba, whatever. I was hoping no one would notice that whole brain fart. Thanks oodles, sternvogel
What Gramps drove.
Lawrence Welk.
Lawrence Welk again?
Next: Meatloaf
Uses up leftovers
Lorena Bobbitt
The cutting edge.
Ginzu knives
Free bamboo steamer!
Popeil pocket fisherman
Doesn’t actually work.
Next: Apply it directly to the forehead!
Hearty dope slap
Farrier
Farrier: Easy does it.
Introvert.
Keeps to himself.
Origami
Beautifully folded paper
analog
Continuous signal, non-digital
Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”
His biggest hit
Hugh Masekela
World famous flugelhornist.
Flugelhorn.
Funniest instrument name.
Crumpet