Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]

Weekend Warrior.
[/QUOTE]

Weekday desk jockey

Really loud neighbors

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[QUOTE=Scribble]
Weekday desk jockey

Really loud neighbors
[/QUOTE]

That’d be me.

Tambourine.

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
Tambourine.
[/QUOTE]

Jingles when hit

Next: chewing gum

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[QUOTE=Butterscotch]
Next: chewing gum
[/QUOTE]

Cud for humanoids.
Cow.

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[QUOTE=twickster]
Cow.
[/QUOTE]

Hamburger on hooves.

Fuel injection

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[QUOTE=Scribble]
Fuel injection
[/QUOTE]

Powers this Chevy.

Grenada (as opposed to Granada, the Spanish city which apparently reminded twickster of this commercial))

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Grenada (as opposed to Granada, the Spanish city which apparently reminded twickster of this commercial))
[/QUOTE]

Granada, Cordoba, whatever. I was hoping no one would notice that whole brain fart. Thanks oodles, sternvogel

What Gramps drove.

Lawrence Welk.

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Lawrence Welk.
[/QUOTE]

Lawrence Welk again?

Next: Meatloaf

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Lawrence Welk again?

Next: Meatloaf
[/QUOTE]

Uses up leftovers

Lorena Bobbitt

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Lorena Bobbitt
[/QUOTE]

The cutting edge.
Ginzu knives

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Ginzu knives
[/QUOTE]

Free bamboo steamer!

Popeil pocket fisherman

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

Popeil pocket fisherman
[/QUOTE]

Doesn’t actually work.

Next: Apply it directly to the forehead!

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Doesn’t actually work.

Next: Apply it directly to the forehead!
[/QUOTE]

Hearty dope slap

Farrier

1034

Farrier: Easy does it.

Introvert.

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[QUOTE=Hogwash]

Introvert.
[/QUOTE]

Keeps to himself.

Origami

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[QUOTE=Scribble]
Keeps to himself.

Origami
[/QUOTE]

Beautifully folded paper

analog

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[QUOTE=freckafree]

analog
[/QUOTE]

Continuous signal, non-digital

Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”
[/QUOTE]

His biggest hit

Hugh Masekela

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
Hugh Masekela
[/QUOTE]

World famous flugelhornist.

Flugelhorn.

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Flugelhorn.
[/QUOTE]

Funniest instrument name.

Crumpet