Describe it in three words

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Julia Child.
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Liver saving chef!

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Far out, man!

trip

[QUOTE=fetus]

trip
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Visitation to ground

contract bridge

[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]

contract bridge
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game for “dummies”

emancipation proclamation

falsely proclaimed emancipation

emigration

Leaving the country.
Exit visa

Exit visa: Let me out!

U.S. Department of State.

US Department of State: Let me out!

Canada

[QUOTE=fetus]
US Department of State: Let me out!

Canada
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Up nort’ eh?

seagull

[QUOTE=fisha]
Up nort’ eh?

seagull
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Garbage eating bird

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Beloved Yuletide quadruped.

Santa Claus.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Beloved Yuletide quadruped.

Santa Claus.
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Overseer to elves

Elf

[QUOTE=Bayard]
Overseer to elves

Elf
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Slave to Santa

Limericks

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

Limericks
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strict five liner

toasted cinnamon bread slathered with butter

Toasted cinnamon bread slathered with butter: Yummy breakfast staple.

Pop Tarts.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Toasted cinnamon bread slathered with butter: Yummy breakfast staple.

Pop Tarts.
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Britney Spears, etc.

truck

Truck: Brits say “lorry.”

Queen Elizabeth II.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Queen Elizabeth II.
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Britain’s monarch today

opera

Opera: Fat lady finishes.

Obesity.

Obesity: Way too fat.

Hockey