Quick primate platforms
Freeway
Primates drive gratis.
Microsoft Access
Expensive. SQL? Free.
free software
No cost middleware
Tryptophan
Ingested much today
flat
Phat Trypto enthusiast
(okay, okay, ‘Amino in turkey’, but either way it sounds like something that would give Superman erectile dysfunction)
orthodontic retainers
Teenage chastity device
Large Hadron Collider
Hadrons become hadroffs.
All right, I admit the joke was lame. We could play it straight and say, “Geneva particle accelerator.”
Ranitidine
Ranitidine: Zantac’s real name.
Loosening your belt after a very big Thanksgiving feast.
Pot runneth over
Day after Thanksgiving sales
Consumerism run riot.
Maxing out your credit card.
No more credit!
flat: opposite of sharp
(also, will never say tryptophan without thinking of Superman’s “problem” again)
Jack Frost (mythical figure)
Also: London citizen’s dwelling.
Historic winter personification.
The Beltway.
Slow Capitolization road
[…]
the sound of “fetal silence”… I’ll do fetus.
fetus: a baby maybe?
Princess Diana
Possible murder victim.
Princess Anne
Ninth for succession.
Horses.
Naked Radcliffe’s victims.
Birth of a Nation
Embarrassing racist “classic”
SUVs
SUVs: Overlarge gas guzzlers.
Motown.