Quick primate platforms
Freeway
Primates drive gratis.
Microsoft Access
Expensive. SQL? Free.
free software
[QUOTE=fetus]
free software
[/QUOTE]
No cost middleware
Tryptophan
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Tryptophan
[/QUOTE]
Ingested much today
flat
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Tryptophan
[/QUOTE]
Phat Trypto enthusiast
(okay, okay, ‘Amino in turkey’, but either way it sounds like something that would give Superman erectile dysfunction)
orthodontic retainers
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
orthodontic retainers
[/QUOTE]
Teenage chastity device
Large Hadron Collider
Hadrons become hadroffs.
All right, I admit the joke was lame. We could play it straight and say, “Geneva particle accelerator.”
Ranitidine
Ranitidine: Zantac’s real name.
Loosening your belt after a very big Thanksgiving feast.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Ranitidine: Zantac’s real name.
Loosening your belt after a very big Thanksgiving feast.
[/QUOTE]
Pot runneth over
Day after Thanksgiving sales
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
…Day after Thanksgiving sales
[/QUOTE]
Consumerism run riot.
Maxing out your credit card.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Maxing out your credit card.
[/QUOTE]
No more credit!
flat: opposite of sharp
(also, will never say tryptophan without thinking of Superman’s “problem” again)
Jack Frost (mythical figure)
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
flat: opposite of sharp
[/QUOTE]
Also: London citizen’s dwelling.
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Jack Frost (mythical figure)
[/QUOTE]
Historic winter personification.
The Beltway.
Slow Capitolization road
[QUOTE=fetus]
Slow Capitolization road
[/QUOTE]
[…]
the sound of “fetal silence”… I’ll do fetus.
fetus: a baby maybe?
Princess Diana
[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Princess Diana
[/QUOTE]
Possible murder victim.
Princess Anne
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Possible murder victim.
Princess Anne
[/QUOTE]
Ninth for succession.
Horses.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Horses.
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Naked Radcliffe’s victims.
Birth of a Nation
[QUOTE=Sampiro]
Birth of a Nation
[/QUOTE]
Embarrassing racist “classic”
SUVs
SUVs: Overlarge gas guzzlers.
Motown.