Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Identification, mode: affixed.

polar fleece jacket
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Bad weather equipment

Cognitive dissonance

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Hot Pockets.
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Easily microwaved meals.

Cognitive dissonance

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Cognitive dissonance
[/QUOTE]

My brain hurts.

Bukkake. :wink:

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
My brain hurts.

Bukkake. :wink:
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Super Gross Porn
or
Pure Porn Pleasure

A very slow computer that crashes a lot.

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

A very slow computer that crashes a lot.
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Piece of shit.

brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one…)

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Piece of shit.

brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one…)
[/QUOTE]

You could have just used 3 letters from that one.

New born baby
or
New female daughter

the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box
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The peanut gallery.

The Hells Angels

Hell’s Angels: Hunter Thompson chronicled.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Psychedelic Vegas escapades.

fingernail polish

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…fingernail polish
[/QUOTE]

Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who’s desperately trying to appear young and hip.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who’s desperately trying to appear young and hip.
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Hellish Hair Piece
Or
Narcissists Naughty Noggin
Very bad christmas music, on a “jazz” show- Please don’t use muzak in your answer

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

Very bad christmas music, on a “jazz” show- Please don’t use muzak in your answer
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Ok: Seasonal ear worms.

mistletoe

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
mistletoe
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Obligatory kissing plant.
Poinsettia.

[QUOTE=Stauderhorse]
Poinsettia.
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Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters
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June, Anita, Ruth

Cracker-barrel

Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.
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“Gasp my arteries!”
Fluorescent lighting

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
Fluorescent lighting
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Al Gore’s favorite.

The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.
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Fish and feathers.

Burgess Meredith

Burgess Meredith: Was Rocky’s coach.

Nelson Rockefeller.