Bad weather equipment
Cognitive dissonance
Easily microwaved meals.
Cognitive dissonance
My brain hurts.
Bukkake. 
Super Gross Porn
or
Pure Porn Pleasure
A very slow computer that crashes a lot.
Piece of shit.
brand new baby girl
(son of friend just had one…)
You could have just used 3 letters from that one.
New born baby
or
New female daughter
the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box
The peanut gallery.
The Hells Angels
Hell’s Angels: Hunter Thompson chronicled.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Psychedelic Vegas escapades.
fingernail polish
Never worn it.
An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who’s desperately trying to appear young and hip.
Hellish Hair Piece
Or
Narcissists Naughty Noggin
Very bad christmas music, on a “jazz” show- Please don’t use muzak in your answer
Ok: Seasonal ear worms.
mistletoe
Obligatory kissing plant.
Poinsettia.
Falsely believed poisonous
The Pointer Sisters
June, Anita, Ruth
Cracker-barrel
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.
KFC.
“Gasp my arteries!”
Fluorescent lighting
Al Gore’s favorite.
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.
Fish and feathers.
Burgess Meredith
Burgess Meredith: Was Rocky’s coach.
Nelson Rockefeller.