Harry Potters Problem
People who are on the phone way way too much
Hang up, dammit!
People who talk on their cellphones while driving.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CRUNCH!!! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Men who leave the toilet seat up.
Hey, it happens.
The Gallic shrug.
Funny french gesture
HP customer service
An oxymoron, no?
working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years…
Night…In purgatory
Pandora radio
Never heard it.
Clicking the Wiki “Random Article” link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.
Most Stolen Signs
Huckleberries
Much like blueberries
Rubber chickens
Used in gags.
(I was cancelled, btw, so no night shift for me. Completely trivial aside: how come rubber duckies are cute, but rubber chickens are gross?)
Margaret Thatcher
Chemist, baroness, widow.
People born and educated in the USA who’ve affected such spellings as “honour” and “manoeuvre” in their personal correspondence
How bloody portentous
l33t
Maybe even pretentious…
Internet communication technique
The Dali Llama
Surrealist quadruped painter. 
Delightful misspellings.
:eek:
:o
I can’t believe I did that, but hey–llamas could teach us much about acceptance and life and being in the moment. Truly not alpaca of lies…
Delightful misspellings: Spoonerism wanna be’s?
Dr Seuss’ use of anapestic tetrameter
Hat, cat, plane.
*Horton Hears A Who.
*
Elephants on LSD.
Where the Wild Things Are.
Vlad’s very vicious
yogi berra
A pic-a-nic basket!
OR
dead baseball legend
(hat, cat, plane?)
Medusa