Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

horcruxes
[/QUOTE]

Harry Potters Problem
People who are on the phone way way too much

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…People who are on the phone way way too much
[/QUOTE]

Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.
[/QUOTE]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CRUNCH!!! AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Men who leave the toilet seat up.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
…Men who leave the toilet seat up.
[/QUOTE]

Hey, it happens.

The Gallic shrug.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

The Gallic shrug.
[/QUOTE]

Funny french gesture
HP customer service

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

HP customer service
[/QUOTE]

An oxymoron, no?

working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years…

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years…
[/QUOTE]

Night…In purgatory
Pandora radio

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
Pandora radio
[/QUOTE]

Never heard it.

Clicking the Wiki “Random Article” link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

Clicking the Wiki “Random Article” link, I come up with U.S. Route 69 as the next challenge.
[/QUOTE]
Most Stolen Signs

Huckleberries

[QUOTE=Danalan]

Huckleberries
[/QUOTE]

Much like blueberries

Rubber chickens

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

Rubber chickens
[/QUOTE]

Used in gags.

(I was cancelled, btw, so no night shift for me. Completely trivial aside: how come rubber duckies are cute, but rubber chickens are gross?)

Margaret Thatcher

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
Margaret Thatcher
[/QUOTE]

Chemist, baroness, widow.

People born and educated in the USA who’ve affected such spellings as “honour” and “manoeuvre” in their personal correspondence

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

people born and educated in the USA who’ve affected such spellings as “honour” and “manoeuvre” in their personal correspondence
[/QUOTE]

How bloody portentous

l33t

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
How bloody portentous
[/QUOTE]

Maybe even pretentious…

Internet communication technique

The Dali Llama

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…The Dali Llama
[/QUOTE]

Surrealist quadruped painter. :smiley:

Delightful misspellings.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Surrealist quadruped painter. :smiley:

Delightful misspellings.
[/QUOTE]

:eek:
:o
:smiley:

I can’t believe I did that, but hey–llamas could teach us much about acceptance and life and being in the moment. Truly not alpaca of lies…
Delightful misspellings: Spoonerism wanna be’s?

Dr Seuss’ use of anapestic tetrameter

[QUOTE=eleanorigby]
…Dr Seuss’ use of anapestic tetrameter
[/QUOTE]

Hat, cat, plane.

*Horton Hears A Who.
*

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
*Horton Hears A Who.
*
[/QUOTE]

Elephants on LSD.

Where the Wild Things Are.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

*Horton Hears A Who.
*
[/QUOTE]

Vlad’s very vicious

yogi berra

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

yogi berra
[/QUOTE]

A pic-a-nic basket!
OR

dead baseball legend
(hat, cat, plane?)

Medusa