Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=Enola Straight]

Rule 34
[/QUOTE]

It sounds dirty
“Australia
no longer down under”

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

“Australia
no longer down under”
[/QUOTE]

Failed ad campaign?

“Ohio: The Heart of It All!”

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Failed ad campaign?

“Ohio: The Heart of It All!”
[/QUOTE]
Nobody believes it.

Montana

[QUOTE=Derleth]
Montana
[/QUOTE]

Some place overseas

dow jones

Unpredictable economic index

Steeple

Church roof spire
Afterlife

[QUOTE=Gorgon Heap]

Afterlife
[/QUOTE]

Comes after death?

Believed by some.

snow showers (or as I like to call them, snowers; short o)

Snow showers: Too many here.

“The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la…”

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

“The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la…”
[/QUOTE]

Azalea, Cherry, Cercis
Public radio

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
Public radio
[/QUOTE]

Keillor, Magliozzis, Shortz.

The standard crossword puzzle entry ern

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
The standard crossword puzzle entry ern
[/QUOTE]

Does not compute.

Strip Scrabble.

Strip Scrabble: Risque geek game

Postage

(Scribble posted about Scrabble? I love the Dope!)

Postage: Inexorably rising costs.

The Postmaster General.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

The Postmaster General.
[/QUOTE]

Super powerful position
or
Endlessly humorous person
11 by 17 copy paper

[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
11 by 17 copy paper
[/QUOTE]

Tends to jam.

The Xerox Corporation’s ceaseless efforts to keep “xerox” from becoming a common verb and thus losing its trademark.

Pointless Sisyphussian battle

Wind chill

[QUOTE=Scribble]
Wind chill
[/QUOTE]

Cold seems colder.

Chill Wills

[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

Chill Wills
[/QUOTE]

Played an ass

Beer hall

Beer hall: Bad for putsches.

Oktoberfest.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Oktoberfest.
[/QUOTE]

Bavarian beer bash
Or
Involves table dancing

Pharmacokinetics of beer