Describe it in three words

It sounds dirty
“Australia
no longer down under”

Failed ad campaign?

“Ohio: The Heart of It All!”

Nobody believes it.

Montana

Some place overseas

dow jones

Unpredictable economic index

Steeple

Church roof spire
Afterlife

Comes after death?

Believed by some.

snow showers (or as I like to call them, snowers; short o)

Snow showers: Too many here.

“The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la…”

Azalea, Cherry, Cercis
Public radio

Keillor, Magliozzis, Shortz.

The standard crossword puzzle entry ern

Does not compute.

Strip Scrabble.

Strip Scrabble: Risque geek game

Postage

(Scribble posted about Scrabble? I love the Dope!)

Postage: Inexorably rising costs.

The Postmaster General.

Super powerful position
or
Endlessly humorous person
11 by 17 copy paper

Tends to jam.

The Xerox Corporation’s ceaseless efforts to keep “xerox” from becoming a common verb and thus losing its trademark.

Pointless Sisyphussian battle

Wind chill

Cold seems colder.

Chill Wills

Played an ass

Beer hall

Beer hall: Bad for putsches.

Oktoberfest.

Bavarian beer bash
Or
Involves table dancing

Pharmacokinetics of beer