It sounds dirty
“Australia
no longer down under”
Failed ad campaign?
“Ohio: The Heart of It All!”
Nobody believes it.
Montana
Some place overseas
dow jones
Unpredictable economic index
Steeple
Church roof spire
Afterlife
Comes after death?
Believed by some.
snow showers (or as I like to call them, snowers; short o)
Snow showers: Too many here.
“The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la…”
Azalea, Cherry, Cercis
Public radio
Keillor, Magliozzis, Shortz.
The standard crossword puzzle entry ern
Does not compute.
Strip Scrabble.
Strip Scrabble: Risque geek game
Postage
(Scribble posted about Scrabble? I love the Dope!)
Postage: Inexorably rising costs.
The Postmaster General.
Super powerful position
or
Endlessly humorous person
11 by 17 copy paper
Tends to jam.
The Xerox Corporation’s ceaseless efforts to keep “xerox” from becoming a common verb and thus losing its trademark.
Pointless Sisyphussian battle
Wind chill
Cold seems colder.
Chill Wills
Played an ass
Beer hall
Beer hall: Bad for putsches.
Oktoberfest.
Bavarian beer bash
Or
Involves table dancing
Pharmacokinetics of beer