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That I have to use white out tape instead of the fluid because it’s too dangerous -in an office where every other door has a radiation or biohazard warning on it.
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Possible Dilbert scenario.
The fact that many papers run “Classic Peanuts” strips that date back to the Eisenhower administration
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Possible Dilbert
The fact that many papers run “Classic Peanuts” strips that date back to the Eisenhower administration
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Previously published peanuts
Or
Snoopy’s so senior
Blackout
Latest Britney CD
OR
Decepticon Micromaster Combiner
Or
Periodic load shedding
Freezing rain
Really thin ice
digital watch
Digital watch: Seventies wrist accessory.
An extremely wide necktie and lapels with plaid polyester pants and white shoes.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
An extremely wide necktie and lapels with plaid polyester pants and white shoes.
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Seventies synthetic suit
Horror movies
Fearsome, frightful flicks
Cockroaches
[QUOTE=Thin Ice]
Fearsome, frightful flicks
Cockroaches
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Big brown bugs
car alarms
Car alarms: Usually falsely blaring.
Red Alert on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Red Alert on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
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Report to duty!
Red Grange
Red Grange: six-touchdown game
chess
Ultimate civilized warfare
Mobius strip
one-sided loop
God
[QUOTE=IntelSoldier]
God
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GOD Over Djinn
Owl
Strigid or tytonid
Subwoofer
Subwoofer: Important stereo component OR Canine aboard SSBN. 
iPod.
Overpriced multimedia player
Heavy-duty Mr. Clean magic eraser bonus pack (8 count)
[QUOTE=Scribble]
…Heavy-duty Mr. Clean magic eraser bonus pack (8 count)
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Teacher’s useful purchase.
The ninnies on the Board of Education.
Someone elected 'em.
Germans
Germans: Lovable since 1945.
The Fuhrerbunker.