Possible Dilbert scenario.
The fact that many papers run “Classic Peanuts” strips that date back to the Eisenhower administration
Previously published peanuts
Or
Snoopy’s so senior
Blackout
Latest Britney CD
OR
Decepticon Micromaster Combiner
Or
Periodic load shedding
Freezing rain
Really thin ice
digital watch
Digital watch: Seventies wrist accessory.
An extremely wide necktie and lapels with plaid polyester pants and white shoes.
Seventies synthetic suit
Horror movies
Fearsome, frightful flicks
Cockroaches
Big brown bugs
car alarms
Car alarms: Usually falsely blaring.
Red Alert on the Bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
Report to duty!
Red Grange
Red Grange: six-touchdown game
chess
Ultimate civilized warfare
Mobius strip
one-sided loop
God
GOD Over Djinn
Owl
Strigid or tytonid
Subwoofer
Subwoofer: Important stereo component OR Canine aboard SSBN. 
iPod.
Overpriced multimedia player
Heavy-duty Mr. Clean magic eraser bonus pack (8 count)
Teacher’s useful purchase.
The ninnies on the Board of Education.
Someone elected 'em.
Germans
Germans: Lovable since 1945.
The Fuhrerbunker.