Describe it in three words

New Zealand: Not Australia, thanks.

Andorra.

Mountainous tax haven.

Sylph.

light as air

dirigidoo

Australian farting instrument. (assuming you meant didgeridoo)

George W. Bush

neocon’s malleable puppet
fireworks

I feel it is appropriate at this juncture to introduce you to Foamy who pretty much says what I feel about the whole thing.

That’s not three words and it has nothing to do with fireworks. :rolleyes:

Children’s finger removers.

Thunderstorms

Set pets wimpering

Mail-order catalogs

Uh…

“Wrong thread post.”

Mail-order catalogs: Holiday avalanche begins.

Wrong thread post.

Fill Mail-order litterboxes

Ooop…

Too many windows.
Rocking chair

Wrong thread post: Common Doper error.

Rocking chair: Codger’s favorite seat.

Old coots with too much nose hair.

Protectors of Lawns

Bowling Balls

very large scrotum

Raccoons

Ranger Rick’s family.

Cocoons

cozy pupa pad

skateboard

Break a leg!
Plasticware

Disposable eating utensils.

Watermelon

Gallagher’s entire career

Terminator