[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Porter Waggoner.
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Actually, “Porter Wagoner”
OR
Discoverer of Parton
Waggoner Carr
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
Waggoner Carr
[/QUOTE]
Lubbock’s largest lawyer
Apparition
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…Apparition
[/QUOTE]
Might be ghost.
The movie Ghost.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
The movie Ghost.
[/QUOTE]
Goldberg, meet Oscar.
Oscar Levant
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
Oscar Levant
[/QUOTE]
An American Amnesiac
Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it’s getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home.
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
An American Amnesiac
Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it’s getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home.
[/QUOTE]
Terror of technology
Phred Phelps
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
…Phred Phelps
[/QUOTE]
Phreakin’ phanatic phool.
Homophobia.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Phr
Homophobia.
[/QUOTE]
Honestly hate homosexuals
or
Common conservative conceit
Gymnastics
Gymnastics: Never liked 'em.
Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach.
[/QUOTE]
Certainly sounds sick
Hong Kong
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…Hong Kong
[/QUOTE]
Britain shoulda kept.
Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
[/QUOTE]
Reruns of one-month-old Tonight Show and Late Night episodes
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Reruns of one-month-old Tonight Show and Late Night episodes
[/QUOTE]
Rapidly repeating reruns
Or
Humor has happened
Or
Wit which was
The Discoverie of Witchcraft
Witches don’t exist!
Scrapbook enthusiasts
Scrapbook enthusiasts: Not for me OR Cut, paste memories OR Oddly cultlike hobby OR Keeps off street.
Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish.
[/QUOTE]
Picture posting provocation
Dirty dishes
Dirty dishes: Must be washed OR Can’t stand them OR Not for long.
Talking dirty during sex.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Talking dirty during sex.
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Intercourse, including instructions!
Oration (which sadly I couldn’t figure out how to use, Oration,…,Orgasm)
Oration: Valedictorian’s forgettable remarks.
The salutatorian who happens to be the hawtest girl in the class.
Beauty, Brains, Boobs!
Wonderbra