Actually, “Porter Wagoner”
OR
Discoverer of Parton
Waggoner Carr
Lubbock’s largest lawyer
Apparition
Might be ghost.
The movie Ghost.
Goldberg, meet Oscar.
Oscar Levant
An American Amnesiac
Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it’s getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home.
Terror of technology
Phred Phelps
Phreakin’ phanatic phool.
Homophobia.
Honestly hate homosexuals
or
Common conservative conceit
Gymnastics
Gymnastics: Never liked 'em.
Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach.
Certainly sounds sick
Hong Kong
Britain shoulda kept.
Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
Reruns of one-month-old Tonight Show and Late Night episodes
Rapidly repeating reruns
Or
Humor has happened
Or
Wit which was
The Discoverie of Witchcraft
Witches don’t exist!
Scrapbook enthusiasts
Scrapbook enthusiasts: Not for me OR Cut, paste memories OR Oddly cultlike hobby OR Keeps off street.
Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish.
Picture posting provocation
Dirty dishes
Dirty dishes: Must be washed OR Can’t stand them OR Not for long.
Talking dirty during sex.
Intercourse, including instructions!
Oration (which sadly I couldn’t figure out how to use, Oration,…,Orgasm)
Oration: Valedictorian’s forgettable remarks.
The salutatorian who happens to be the hawtest girl in the class.
Beauty, Brains, Boobs!
Wonderbra