[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Pachyderm: Elephant’s scientific designation.
Horton Hears a Who.
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Abortion protest WHA?
Stop Sign
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Stop Sign
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Sign says stop
Or
Vehicles velocity vanishes
Octagonal
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…Octagonal
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Has eight sides OR Like stop sign OR American architecture trope.
An octopus.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
An octopus.
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Singular seafaring Cephalopod
Cthulhu
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…Cthulhu
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Sleeps in R’lyeh OR Lovecraft’s evil creation OR Craves world domination OR Worshipped by freaks OR Octopoid dreadful demigod OR Not very nice OR In Chaosium game.
Role-playing games.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Role-playing games.
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Got any cheetos? OR Nerds social replica OR Slain by elf OR Funny dice game OR Amateur Tolkien gathering.
Romance novels
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Romance novels
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Mass marketed tedium
OR
Harlequin reigns supreme
OR
Fabio’s big intro
“Client #9”
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
…“Client #9”
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Spitzer’s prostitution designation OR Mr. Clean? Not! OR Washington tryst identifier OR Cheater’s code name OR Governor’s tawdry secret OR Reformer’s death knell OR What a shame.
Fall from grace.
Cecil Rhodes: Wanted to rule OR Endowed important scholarships OR Schemed in Africa OR Rhodesia formerly honored OR Megalomaniacal British guy.
Robert Mugabe.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Megalomaniacal British guy.
Robert Mugabe.
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Damned dastardly dictator
HTML
HTML: Useful webpage language.
Quenya, Sindarin and Adunaic.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Quenya, Sindarin and Adunaic.
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Tolkien’s three tongues
adoption
Adoption: If no kids OR Much needed today OR Ideal abortion alternative? OR Popular from China OR Builds a family OR A child waits.
China’s one-child-per-family policy.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
China’s one-child-per-family policy.
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Girls get gone
I think we are the last ones left
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]
…I think we are the last ones left
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Where’d they go? OR Just you, me OR Come back, everyone! 
Refusing to let a good thread die.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
…Refusing to let a good thread die.
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Shameless self-promotion.
Bumping your own loooooooooong thread, and rationalizing about why no one’s looked at it lately.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Bumping your own loooooooooong thread, and rationalizing about why no one’s looked at it lately.
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Fishing for responses. 
Cornell University
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
Cornell University
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Perfect Ivy record.
The Dartmouth College men’s basketball team.
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]
…The Dartmouth College men’s basketball team.
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Very tall dudes.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s appearance as First Officer Murdock in Airplane!