Abortion protest WHA?
Stop Sign
Sign says stop
Or
Vehicles velocity vanishes
Octagonal
Has eight sides OR Like stop sign OR American architecture trope.
An octopus.
Singular seafaring Cephalopod
Cthulhu
Sleeps in R’lyeh OR Lovecraft’s evil creation OR Craves world domination OR Worshipped by freaks OR Octopoid dreadful demigod OR Not very nice OR In Chaosium game.
Role-playing games.
Got any cheetos? OR Nerds social replica OR Slain by elf OR Funny dice game OR Amateur Tolkien gathering.
Romance novels
Mass marketed tedium
OR
Harlequin reigns supreme
OR
Fabio’s big intro
“Client #9”
Spitzer’s prostitution designation OR Mr. Clean? Not! OR Washington tryst identifier OR Cheater’s code name OR Governor’s tawdry secret OR Reformer’s death knell OR What a shame.
Fall from grace.
Cecil Rhodes
Cecil Rhodes: Wanted to rule OR Endowed important scholarships OR Schemed in Africa OR Rhodesia formerly honored OR Megalomaniacal British guy.
Robert Mugabe.
Damned dastardly dictator
HTML
HTML: Useful webpage language.
Quenya, Sindarin and Adunaic.
Tolkien’s three tongues
adoption
Adoption: If no kids OR Much needed today OR Ideal abortion alternative? OR Popular from China OR Builds a family OR A child waits.
China’s one-child-per-family policy.
Girls get gone
I think we are the last ones left
Where’d they go? OR Just you, me OR Come back, everyone! 
Refusing to let a good thread die.
Shameless self-promotion.
Bumping your own loooooooooong thread, and rationalizing about why no one’s looked at it lately.
Fishing for responses. 
Cornell University
Perfect Ivy record.
The Dartmouth College men’s basketball team.
Very tall dudes.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s appearance as First Officer Murdock in Airplane!