Here’s a little contest…
describe me in 10 words or less. Best one gets a swift, loving embrace… of absolutely nothing. =) so go hard, enjoy making fun of me freely.
Mc[Ph|st]Y Cheesehead
“Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.” -Linus Torvalds on the software industry.
Somebody I’ve never even heard of before.
unrecognisable, totally new to me, and why should I care? (there, 10 words!)
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Huh?
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Sad, pathetic, wretch, desperate for attention. Or was that me?
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
after a little more reflection, I have re-considered my former statement. You are a 21 year old nerd, whi is fat, can’t score a date, sucks at web-page design, and your name is ummmm Ryan? Also you are from or in Canada, and you are mentally enfeebled. K? 
I could hear you not saying anything. You’ve got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn’t dead! Granny Weatherwax
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
Sounds like the OP is:
‘Someone butchering my UserName and giving me a bad reputation’. 10 words.
I’m lost. Why do we hate Cheesehead already? Ten words.
The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet!
Alas, Mc[Ph|st]Y Cheesehead. We hardly know you.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
the answers seem to be in this thread.
what is essential is invisible to the eye -the fox
After I figure out how to pronounce your first name.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Ten nine eight seven six five four three two confused.
Some strange guy on the Internet that I don’t know.
This is pathetic.
He said “ten or less…”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields
I agree, completely pathetic! It should have been “ten or fewer” 
Cheesehead, the loser.
Incoherent, newbie jerk,
Perturbing Dopers.
You are now leaving a “Smiley-free zone”!
A public service message brought to you by G.R.O.S.S.
This poster has a silly name.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
If its a name I don’t know what it is but here is the descrip:
“Web/Graphic Design, Computers, Programming, Beer, Coke & Likes Trees.”
Weird, but I got this strange idea to just read his Bio to find out what he is like. I hope some day he doesn’t forget his name : 
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you.
Dr. Watson
“No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service.”