Lazy.
What new ones have you heard lately?
Stink. Stank. Stunk.
Bad, bad, bad
Urbane. Sophisticated. Liar.
Contradictory.
Complicated.
Contrary.
Nm. Sounded better in my head
Distracted. Agitated. Fortunate.
ETA: Or were you looking for any random joke? Okay, let’s see…
From my 9-year-old kid:
Roses are red, violets are blue
Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t
Baddy daddy lamatai
Fan fucking tastic.
Just Getting Started
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus.
Quirky
Genius
Lost
Fat
Stoner
Kind
Only
Looks
Harmless
Mathematically
Challanged
Just for the record I’m not above playing the “crazy, crippled curmudgeon” card when it works to my advantage.
Older
Fatter
Tireder
Reflexive of “you”.
Hard to describe.