Describe yourself in 3 words

Lazy.
:smiley:
What new ones have you heard lately?

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Bad, bad, bad

Urbane. Sophisticated. Liar.

Contradictory.
Complicated.
Contrary.

Nm. Sounded better in my head

Distracted. Agitated. Fortunate.

ETA: Or were you looking for any random joke? Okay, let’s see…

From my 9-year-old kid:

Roses are red, violets are blue
Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t

Baddy daddy lamatai

Fan fucking tastic.

Just Getting Started

Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus.

Quirky
Genius
Lost

Fat
Stoner
Kind

Only
Looks
Harmless

Mathematically
Challanged

Just for the record I’m not above playing the “crazy, crippled curmudgeon” card when it works to my advantage.

Older
Fatter
Tireder

Reflexive of “you”.

Hard to describe.