The thread title says it all. Any three adjectives that you feel best describe you as a person. Since I started the thread, I’ll begin: confrontational, empathetic, compassless.
Ok, let’s see whatcha got!
Phobic (slightly)
Happy ( mostly)
Generous(always)
Independent, humorous, introspective.
Individualistic, uncooperative.
Fat
Ugly
Smelly
Smart, old, buf.
Reliable, smart, funny
Smart, old, b̶u̶f̶ inattentive.
Excellent (chef), Knowledgeable (beer drinker), Kind.
defenstratable, schmuckish, obfuscatory
Hey! 
Real words only!!
Intellectual, altruistic, heartsick
This week?
Stressed, worried, tired.
You don’t want to know.
But it will get better, always does.
Stressed, worried, tired, secretive, optimistic.
You’re worse at following the rules than me.
Sarcastic
Dark
Hopeful
Nerdy, empathetic, smart.
[at the moment] supine, satiated, sleepy
Intelligent, mercurial, malleable.
Stink, stank, stunk.