Insomniac, agnostic, and dyslexic
I laid awake in bed all night wondering if there is a Dog.
I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
‘I’ ‘am’ ‘unique’
snort
OK, here’s me.
Sarcastic, Humourous and Slightly Arrogant.
So I don’t give a rat’s ass if you don’t laugh about my jokes.
I also don’t give a rat’s ass about how many words I was supposed to use 
humble, humorous, loving
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer
Complicated. Effervecent. (I actually got that one, once.) Neurotic.
That pretty much sums it up. That, and “Over-thinker” but I don’t think that’s a word. (ie: one who over thinks situations…)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterSappy, Loyal, Bitchy
only three eh?
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Witty, thoughtful, tall.
That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. There are a few more I would like to put on there.
Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.
Impatient, sarcastic, wiseass.
You forgot “Dahling”, I presume?
“Your Worst Nightmare”
‘That boy ain’t right.’
Yeah, it’s four words, but I don’t care. 
TMR
Thou shalt resist the Olson Twins.
“Why, God, Why?”
I have chainmail underwear.
“Moist And Delicious”
Not. Really. Satan.
You’d be surprised how often I’m accused of this…
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two weeks, four days, 13 hours, 20 minutes and 56 seconds.
742 cigarettes not smoked, saving $92.78.
Life saved: 2 days, 13 hours, 50 minutes.
Dazed And Confused.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Mischievous, fun-loving, unforgettable
Quite a combination!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
The way a certain someone makes me feel:
Sexy. Smart. Beloved. :o :o
I just think that I’m
work in progress.
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
Runs With Scissors
ENFP Prayer: Dear God, please help me keep my mind on one - oh look a bird! - thing at a time