What speed limit?
Location, location, location.
If at first you don’t succeed - redefine success!
Igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic.
TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth?
The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff!
White, male, heterosexual.
*“I’m demographically correct!”
—Zippy the Pinhead *
Sarcaustic neurotic agnostic.
In other words, a bundle of nervous tics.
(and ‘sarcaustic’ is a word coined by my girlfriend to describe my sense of humor- like sarcastic, but a lot nastier.)
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
Confused, hungry, and lost.
Oh wait, is it 5:00 already? Yeah! I’m outta here!!!
All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…
Straight Outta Compton? Beeotch!
I have chainmail underwear.
Crazy Sexy Cool
Eclectic, Childish, Open.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
Husband, father, lucky.
That pretty much sums it up.
[true story]
This OP was the subject if my law school entrance application essay. I kid you not. I don’t even remember the words I chose, but I assure you that my essay was a total crock. Just as you would expect. Seriously, do you think they would have accepted my application had I told them that my three words were “lush, procrastinator, and aimless?” I think not. [/true story]
Canthearya beat me to that one so…
You’d never understand!
That pretty much sums me up…
-SS 
Sarcastic,impatient, DONE(school’s out baby!!)
going to get sloshed now
When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back.
There will never be another.
He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died.
Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying
to remember what went wrong.
Tall, dark, handsome.
What, they have to be true?
Okay,
Caring, sensitive, single.
SwimmingRiddles said: “Complicated, Effervescent, Neurotic”
What, are you trying to turn me on? 
Carnivorous buttocks flies.
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”