Describe yourself in 3 words

Can’t
Accurately
Follow
Directions

Splunge.

Obsequious
Purple
Clairvoyant

Eff
Tee
Gee

All valid Scrabble words although even Eff only scores 9 points.

Tall, smart, blunt

iswydt

short
fat
sexy

Tall, dark, necrotic.

*“tall, dark and necrotic” is a classic description of tumor cells in colonic adenocarcinoma, but it fits me as well. :smiley:

Much wasted potential

Smart. Weird. Ugly.

Canadian
From
Scotland

Shaved
not
Bald

Nice.

Put a live chicken in your underwear.

Some people have a way with words…

.

[sup]Some people, oh, not have way… I guess. [/sup]

Go into a closet and suck eggs

Older
Fatter
Slower

Getting
Grouchier
Daily

Hard :smiley:
Softer :slight_smile:
Limp :o

Hey…I’m talking about my belly…what were you thinking??? :eek:

Hah! Beat me to it.

Hey - I can identify w/ THAT! :smack:

Well, that’s different.