Describe your favorite movie in the most boring manner possible

Yes, it was the damn Nazis. But,…guy pines and gets drunk, flame comes back, leaves again had me thinking Bogie.

Trainspotting

A bunch of nerds use a computer wrong

A down-and-out vet finds love with a teenager after his wife dumps him.

A Man for All Seasons and Becket.

An incompatible group of people endure each others’ company on a long trip.

Stagecoach

Oh, it’s definitely not boring, in fact it’s the movie I came in to describe - “Two friends hang out in a tourist town and meet the locals.”

ETA: I mean, really - boring is definitely not the word.

The Commitments.

Young guy has no idea his father is banging his beautiful wife.

Football quarterback gives talks on leadership and unity. Flash Gordon

Lord of the Rings.

People go wild when bombarded with radiation.

Audience gets to listen to a musical pocket watch. Over and over and over and…

For a Few Dollars More.

Or For a Few Dollars More.

College ne’er do wells band together and give it to the man.

Corrected.

War Games?

Animal House.

Professor finds and loses some old junk.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

That’s it!