A self-driving car is involved in multiple collisions. Christine
Nope! 
There it is!
What about the one with an actual whale, complete with whale biology lectures? ST IV: The Voyage Home 
Woman obsesses over local celebrity with predictable results.
Oh! That is a riveting movie.
A man must overcome his fear of flying while also dealing with his drinking problem. He is indeed serious.
An illegal immigrant runs afoul of a real estate developer.
Superman: The Motion Picture
A journalist conducts a sociological experiment while researching an article.
Four men start a pest removal business in New York. Ghostbusters
A dozen men get very angry. 12 Angry Men
A bright young lawyer gets fired from a prestigious law firm because his boss doesn’t like him. Philadelphia
A Broadway failure tries to make money by producing a very bad musical.
The Producers.
A man gets a volleyball from FedEx. Later a builds a raft. Castaway
Alternate description: FedEx really screws up a shipment.
My favorites?
A kid goes off to school. He and his friends eventually make too much popcorn.
Real Genius
A drug company develops and markets a new pill.
Brain Candy
80’s movie: An ad man seeks some counseling. Co-starring Darryl Hannah and Paul Reiser.
Crazy People
Some guys work out. One of them thinks it’s as good as sex.
Pumping Iron, where Arnold Schwarzenegger said that the pump you get from working out was like “having sex with a woman and coming.”
Guys fight, but you have to watch it twice.
Fight Club
A guy gets over a breakup. His friend is a douche, but you’ll quote him.
Swingers
Some guy joins a group he always wanted to join, but then changes his mind
Goodfellas
Or: A plane takes off, a plane lands.
How about
“A movie where you don’t need to know what a hospital is going in, because they explain it to you.”
And in between it’s flying on autopilot.
Meanwhile, a pair of passengers don’t speak English.
My momma didn’t raise no dummies, I dug his rap!
Where Does It Hurt?
Citizen Kane