Describe your favorite movie in the most boring manner possible

Secluded Antarctic retreat infuses new life into its weary inhabitants.

A robot picks up trash.

Someone made a movie about this place?

Murphy’s Romance

A NYC subway ride goes horribly (and hilariously) wrong. The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)

I’m loving the responses, but I think “favorite” and “boring” are being used rather loosely. :wink:

I think some people are also taking the word “describe” pretty loosely. They’re describing a single scene in a movie rather than the movie as a whole.

For example, “A son reluctantly takes over the family business” is a description of The Godfather. But “A guy pets a cat” is a description of a single scene in The Godfather.

The Thing

People see things differently when they put on glasses

They Live

Never seen that one. Is Juliette Binoche in it?

Juliette Binoche, mmmmmmmmmmmm! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

A lot of these can be summed up with a single scene, since they usually stick in the mind so well.

The Thing?

EDIT: Damn, too late! :angry:

Easy ones

A Continental aristocrat buys a new home in England, but his dietary restrictions drive a collection of his neighbors to force him out.

A student and his disabled sidekick make a new friend.

Dracula/Nosferatu?

A bald researcher in South America discovers a great way to quickly lose weight, and can’t wait to tell his visitors about it.

Another easy one

An Englishman and his valet take a short trip.

Around the World in 80 Days?

Hitman spends all night in a taxi.

Collateral

Jersey kid moves to Los Angeles with his single mother and befriends the building maintenance man, who mentors him.