Are you offerin’ the education sugah?
Intelligent
Thrifty
Introverted
Conservative
Impatient
Loves food,
Loves booze:
Fat
If you’re trying to snag a chick though, your five words should be something along the lines of:
“Good in bed, does housework.”
A mere five? To summarize the dazzling array, the many-faceted splendor, the kaleidoscope of qualities that is ME?
OK, I’ll give it a go.
Intelligent.
Funny.
Stubborn.
Lazy.
Honest.
Bop!
Bozee
Bozee
Bop.
Diddybop!
Depressed, but on the rise.
Horny
Almost
All
The
Time
stubborn
careful
distracted
indecisive
kind
Daring
Exciting
Loveable
Interesting
Unique
Sassy
Shit that was 6 words. Oh well never was good at math.:o
Remember, this too shall pass.
Bigger than a baby’s arm
For myself: (being a Moulin Rouge fan, and a new Bohemian)
Truth, beauty, freedom, and love.
A few cutsie ideas.
Will you take me home?
Tries anything. What about You?
I will if you will.
Fat
Loving
Smart(ass)
Funny
Overmedicated
likes
walks
on
the
beach
Very
Short
And
Nerdy
Physicist
I’m thinking this is not a helpful description, but it is accurate, so…
Open
Intelligent
Caring
Laid-Back
Sarcastic
If you’ll add “likes-to-fuck-a-lot” and “believes-in-forever,” I’ll choose you.
psst - she’s an incorrigible flirt, you know. (I would say she’s a terrible flirt, but that’s not true, she’s bloody good at it.)
And I said five words weren’t enough for me. I am vast, I contain multitudes.