Describe yourself in 5 words

I can’t decide between:

sucker
for
four
legged
freeloaders

or

really
must
learn
two
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Twickster, great sig!

mean
old
lady
just
kidding

Seriously…

smart
selfish
funny
laid back
stubborn

Overall I’d say I’m an okay person, but those five things about my personality tend to smack people in the face right away.

Funny
Smart
Kind
Great rack

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. :smiley:

It’s where you keep your spices?

“Generously proportioned brilliance and stuff.”

Or maybe just “Beer beer beer beer beer.”

In
five
words,
I’m
described…

Five
Words:
A
hard-working
man…

Five
Words
is
too
difficult!

Concise. :stuck_out_tongue:
Zev Steinhardt

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  1. I

  2. don’t

  3. think

  4. I

  5. can

                                            :D

I like Jeeps and motorcycles.

(if it’s not that, then I have to use 500 words or so to describe the various neurotic tendencies, the odd winter depressions, the strange habits and addictions to things, the voices - oh god the voices - and the rest of my screwy existence.)

I’m in a weird mood.

:smiley:

eclectic
hypersexual
creative
smartass
undermedicated

Polyamorous
Pansexual
Polytheistic
Professorial
Pervert?

(Hey, it’s better than “Intelligent horny fat nerd witch,” which is the only other set of 5 I could think of . . .)

dark, quiet, serious, brooding, almost