Did I mis-spell desert? Crap. Anyway, there I was at the corner of Bob Hope and Gerald Ford. Traffic is backed up due to a big ass Cadillac stuck in the right lane. Since there is room on the shoulder, I pull over and get out to see if I can help. As I approach the car, the SOB inside power locks his doors and windows and refuses to look at me as I ask if he needs help. Now this is Rancho Mirage, and the people here think their shit don’t smell. But I am not a scary looking person whatsoever. Maybe he had a cell phone, whatever - I just thought I would be kind and offer assistance. It is HOT today and nobody should be stuck in a dead car. Screw that idea, he’s only a few minutes from Eisenhower Medical Center (AKA Eisendollar), so if he strokes out or needs a doctor, he can just get out and walk.
Thanks for listening, I feel better.
Remeber–dessert has an extra s, because you always want more of it.
remember: remember has two m’s… 
but I like the desert. I miss it.
so do I add to s’s to it?
p.s
When ever I am driving and I get to a stop light…and someone walks by, I always lock my doors.
all the better if they are in a 3 piece suit. or elderly.
it makes them smile.
but then, it could be the way I do it…
beck, are you drunk?