Correct
Incorrect. Try “What yo’ name is?”
Correct.
Incorrect. “Trifling” (or “triflin’”…which, as Left Hand of Dorkness noted, is how it is pronounced) is rude behavior indicative of people who have “no home training”. Or, in Southern vernacular, have not be “raised raht”.
The only thing that fits is c)not speaking to people when you enter a room.
But you got it! Good job.
Since you are only half Vietnamese, you can only make 50% as many jokes as a guy who is full Vietnamese. Therefore, the pedicure joke is in, the haggling joke is out 
. Keep in mind you can come up with a question concerning your “other half” if you like. I don’t get the “white corolla like his three best friends” part of the question.
Yeah, me too! I don’t get some of them. How else am I going to learn the unspoken subtleties and quirks of other cultures?
You just picked a mess o’ greens out in the holler and you figure you’ll have em for supper.
A) What kind of greens were they?
B How many times do you wash them?
C) What’s the BEST thing to fry them in?
D) What’s the best kind of bread to serve with a mess o’ greens?
Extra points if you know why.
Answers below:
A 3 (Collards grow wild in the South.)
B 3 (I’m not sure why, but you have to wash them three times)
C 3 Chunk of fatback is the preferred grease
D 2 Cornbread is the preferred bread, because you can put it in a glass with the liquid from the greens and have pot likker, which I do know from experience is delicious.
Answers:
Daniel
Midwestern
Q: The Smiths invite five other couples over to their home. As each couple arrives, they speak to the Smiths about the recent weather. While the six couples eat dinner, how many total words are spoken?
A: 42. The five male guests each say “This is good” one time. The five female guests each say “I must get your recipe” one time, and Mrs. Smith says “Thank you” one time to acknowledge everyone. Mr. Smith says nothing during the dinner.
Northeastern
Q: A small town is 10 miles away from a major city by the most direct route. However, a bridge on that route is closed for repairs. A driver must either go east for four miles to reach an Interstate highway, then drive eight miles to reach the city; or go west for 6 miles to another small town, then turn on to another small road and drive for three miles to reach the city. Which route is faster?
A: You can’t get there from here.
Only on the outside though apparently!
Southern:
Which of these would you scramble in the skillet with bacon drippings, an egg and some onion?
a. salat
b. sago
c. pig sandies
d. the contents of acorns
NYC obscurities:
Q. What does an Egg Cream have in it?
A mixture of milk, syrup or vanilla, and seltzer water. But it is not the ingredients that make the Egg Cream, but how you put them together. First add the Syrup or Vanilla, then the milk, stir a bit or not. The important step: Spray the Seltzer over a cold tablespoon to get the proper froth and taste.
Q. What makes a NYC Pizza so great?
#3 of course
Q. What Subway lines gets you to Yankee Stadium?
The 4 or the D
The NJ side of the picture:
Q. What is a Benny?
A pasty skinned New Yorker who drives slowly in the fast lane and is trying desperately to get his family to the New Jersey shore. He will preferably be wearing shorts and sandals with black dress socks.
Jim
a) 2
b) 5
c) 12
d) 15
2a. A group of friends throw a house party at a HBCU. The party is scheduled to start at 9:00 pm. At what time will 75% of the guests start arriving?
a) 9:00
b) 9:30
c) 11:00
d) 12:30
2b. One of the guests informs the host that the party is “krunk”. This means:
a) that there just enough alcohol
b) the music is of poor quality
c) everyone is having a great time
d) there is a high turnout
e) there is a low turnout
a) green bean casserole
b) apple pie
c) turnip greens
d) macaroni and cheese
e) mashed potatoes
I’m tempted to say a. but I’m gonna go with c.
Answers to my questions:
[spoiler]
2a) 75% of the guests will arrive at 11:00. Colored People’s Time (CPT) is about 2 hours behind standard time.
2b) When a party is krunk, everyone is having a great time.
Generic Greater New York:
No. It would cost extra to cut it that way. All that is required is that it be paper, printable, cheaply made, and capable of being slipped under a door or in a mailbox. If you prefer calling this object a flier, consider that it also lacks the power of levitation.
A) a cone with two scoops of ice cream
B) a cone dipped first in one thing, then another (eg: chocolate with chopped nuts)
C) a blank stare
C. If you want two scoops, say two scoops. You’re not likely to get Raisin Bran in your cone.
A) Yes
B) No
C) You know
B. This is a usage of the “Affirmative No.” Its origin is unknown, but probably derives from a cultural assumption that any two people are free to disagree - and more important, very likely to.
Grand Central. On its own it’s a terminal; the Grand Central is a parkway. Confusion is minimal because rail traffic from Grand Central Terminal travels mostly north, through the Bronx to Westchester and Connecticut, whereas the Grand Central Parkway travels east through Queens to Nassau County. The patterns of topography, settlement and commerce ensure that few people spend much time in both regions. To do so would be a schlep, or in regional Connecticut slang, “damned inconvenient.”
A) mouth
B) paper cup
C) straw
C. Or you’ll catch something off that can. Besides, you better drink that drink walking.
Among the Vietnamese immigrant community in which I live, white Japanese import sedans are the overwhelming car of choice. And by “overwhelming,” I mean “over 90%.” The parking lot at Mom’s Buddhist temple is ridiculous after meetings, with everyone trying to figure out which white Corolla or Civic is theirs. 
New Jersey
You must do a U-turn on US Highway 1. What do you need to look for?
a) A left-turn only lane
b) A spaghetti junction
c) A traffic circle
d) A jughandle
D of course, how else? 
Buffalonian math:
Six buckets. One bucket = 50 wings.
DUI: one ounce per 3.75 minutes
Pounder=16 ounce bottle.
4 pounders = 64 ounces
4.5 hours = 270 minutes
270 / 64 = 4.21 minutes/ounce. Not under the influence.
1000 blacks = loss of -1500 poles
1000 always there + 1000 blacks + 2,500 poles = 4,500 der
Rite Aid’s: 12,000 square feet
Valu’s: 25,000 square feet
M&T’s Bank: 3,000 square feet
Lockport’s Savings Bank: 3,000 square feet
Blockbuster’s Video: 7,000 square feet
Mighty Taco’s: 2,000 square feet
Liberty’s Travel: 1,000 square feet
Dairy Queen’s: 2,000 square feet
Panera’s Bread: 2,000 square feet
Olympic’s Greek Restaurant: 3,000 square feet
If the Town of Clarence requires four parking spaces for every 1,000 square feet of space, with one of those four large enough to accomodate a Hummer, how many parking spaces will be needed for Hummers?
60,000 square feet total
60 x 4 = 240 spaces
240 / 4 = 60 Hummer spaces
BINGO!
1 Mystery, 1 Our Father, 10 Hail Marys, 1 Glory Be, and 1 Oh My Jesus.
20 minutes.
Alaska:
Your native neighbors pick some berries, and have some sugar. What other ingredient do they need to make ice cream?
The answer for making Agutak nowadays is of course 4, Crisco.