Design Your Grisly Death

That’s absolutely true. I really meant for this to be a lighthearted thread. I guess it is pretty morbid, and a little callous, but I find that gallows humor is a good way of coping with life’s occasional awfulness. Sorry for any offense this has caused.

…being mauled to death by a pack of wiener dogs.

no offense to dog maul victims

I’ll agree with and support you on that.

Journalists do this a lot as a coping mechanism after reading/writing of human horrors and tragedies day after day.

Jokes about gruesome crimes are not uncommon in the newsroom.

Agreed. It is also a coping mechanism in the world of EMS. The reporters who watch the EMT guys pile a traumatic death victim into the ambulance are copin’ as best as they can.

The EMT guys deal, after they drop the patient off at the hospital.

It is healthier sometimes to laugh than to scream.