Desperate Houswives: Kill one, save one. (Yes, I'm shamelessly stealing Happy Lendervedder's idea!)

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(Props to Happy Lendervedder)

I don’t know why I’ve allowed myself to be sucked into this sleazy drama, but I did. I’m currently watching it for the first time on Hulu. And I have to say, I can’t decide which one of these fuckers I hate the most.

Q1: Choose the ONE character that needs kill’n the most.

Q2: Save ONE charater, the rest must die.

My answers:

Q!: Susan Mayer. I know the producers intended for her to be the “cute” one, but really, she is annoying as fuck!

Q2: Bree Van de Kamp. Evil conniving woman. But still, she’s Marcia Cross dammit!

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Do we have to save one?

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I agree with the OP’s choices. Susan was annoying, but even though she was a murdering conniving bitch Bree was incredibly hot.

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Q1: Gabby. She is a terrible human being. She never “worked” for me as a protagonist.
Q2: Tom Scavo. Guy’s a freakin’ saint. If everyone else got killed off, he’s the one I’d most want to survive to have a shot at happiness.

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Q1: Susan Mayer. Never liked her.
Q2:Andrew Van de Kamp. He grew a lot as a character over the course of the show. I always liked him, though, even at his brattiest.