Just think what Rosie O’Donnell could do with that number. (Instead she’s playing Golde to Fierstein’s Tevye in what is bound to open some sort of gay vortex; I can just imagine the Wedding Scene now as Rosie breaks character to tell the audience “And you’re all going home with new pillows… goose down pillows! And five chickens courtesy of Tyson, one for each of your next five Sabbath dinners!”)