Being impotent or frigid makes it vastly less likely you’ll catch an STD.
Crappy credit means I don’t have to worry about being an identity theft victim.
If I’m unjustly convicted of murder, sentenced to death, and while awaiting execution I am imprisoned and become the bitch of cellblock c, then I will learn if there’s any possibility at all I can choose to enjoy a homosexual lifestyle. If not, my execution will stop the discomfort.
If I am hideously burned and disfigured in a fire, then the next time I’m hideously burned in a fire, I probably won’t be disfigured much more, and since most of my nerves were destroyed the first time around it probably won’t hurt so much.