Serious answer: I get my nails done every two weeks (gel, though the tips are long gone, so the gel is just there to strengthen my own nails, not extend them), and I did get them done on Thursday. It was a new girl, who wasn’t as skilled or proficient as my usual guy, but she didn’t really do anything wrong like get the gel too close or file my skin. However, I chose black polish, which I haven’t worn since high school. Maybe there’s a pigment in the black that isn’t in my usual colors, and my system doesn’t like it. Unlikely, since there’s a layer of gel 'tween my polish and my actual body, but possible. If they’re not feeling better by tomorrow after I’ve rehydrated (seriously, I’ve been up since 10 and to the bathroom only once!), I’ll take the polish off and see if that changes anything.