OOOO! OOOOOO! Dick Cheney is offended! How dare those nasty bullies at Amnesty International suggest that The USA might be guilty of human rights violations at that plush resort so fondly known as Gitmo?
Not that Dear Dick is letting such things bother him:
Nope, nothing to see there, move along, no harm, no foul, and those pesky stories about abuses? Just malicious twaddle from troublemakers.
I would dearly love to see Our Dickie spend a year or two in Gitmo, being treated just like all the other happy guests – I’m sure he’d find it remarkably refreshing.