If I liked sex any more, I’d never leave the house. I see other people out in the world so, ipso ergo facto, they can’t be enjoying sex more than me.
At an orgy, do uncircumcised men moan louder, or cum faster or what?
I personally can’t talk about female pleasure from personal experience, since I’m missing the relevant parts, let’s use this Citeinstead or this Cite or this Cite.
Of cos, this all depends again on how she like it done as well.
Would you think that a circumcised women has less pleasure than an uncircumcised one?
Let’s put it this way… a relative of my wife doesn’t have the the ability of smell and taste - it literally doesn’t matter what you give him to eat or drink (we tried) - water, coke, 7up or whiskey it tastes all the same to him.
However, since I do have the ability to taste and smell, I can tell you that there’s a difference… he can still eat and drink, but it’s less gratifying
Besides that, with an intact member, there’s no lube required… it works just fine without it.
Longer doesn’t mean better … it didn’t make Pearl Harbor a better movie by being longer… even with Ben Affleck
I’m circumcised and I’ve never required lube.
Says who?
You guys with your constant bits about lube and masturbation sleeves and stuff obviously have no idea about sex for the rest of us. It feels like the XKCD bit with the guy yelling for everyone to stop having fun because he’s trying to be smug and superior
From the second link:
That surprises me.
I keep hearing this, but only by people opposing circumcision. Are a lot of circumcised men using lube to masturbate? Maybe we should have a poll?
Anyway, to the ultimate issue, although I’m *completely *happy with my circumcised penis, I decided not to circumcise my sons. Basically decided there was no real need. Turns out I only had daughters.
Well, you’re one of the “Lucky Third”, when it comes to masturbation for the circumcised men, according to this Cite
your “cite” is biased and full of unsupported claims.
I highly doubt that 66% of circumcised men absolutely MUST HAVE lube in order to masturbate.
If you can trust unattributed claims from a 2002 glorified Geocities page, who can you trust?
Necessity is the mother of invention. I’ve heard there is more than one way to skin a cat.
Completely stolen, but such an old joke it must be in the public domain by now, the first time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur.
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, “What’s wrong, Bill?”
“Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
His wife gasps, “My God, Bill, what happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No, Bill – I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, um, she got fired, too.”
“…he said, as he nailed the animal’s paws to the table.”
Well, you are wrong. Apparently, there is only one way to masturbate. And if you are circumcised, you absolutely MUST use lube to do it!
Remind me not to have you pet-sit.
Yeah, my bad. I couldn’t “keep it civil” like the pro-circumcision crowd, who attributed sexual inadequacy and poor hygiene to the uncut cohort. :rolleyes:
Give me a fucking break. Don’t you have a [del]Clothahump to pester[/del] boulder to roll uphill, Sisyphus?
And I’d like to point out that I don’t particularly give a fuck about your comic sensibilities. Glad we could share this moment!
Not sure either, but it certainly is different …and if you want a cite for that, you can look here.
Apparently it all comes down to how much or little skin you got left to play with.
I went to school with a Dick Slicer. Lovely chap. Very smooth hands. Played the trombone like an angel.