His job must have been hell before the web. I’ll bet he just lost it when the WWW came around.
Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
ROFLMAO
oh man…that’s the first time I’ve laughed uot loud at a post in a looooong time 
No, but he did have a mess to clean up after hearing that Al Gore claimed to invent it…
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Of the “Best Of Torgo”.
Not for nothing, and not to break up the jokefest here, but it’s stuff like this that makes the Reader convinced that this site is never going to recoup its investment.
See, the thing is, one of the Straight Dope books reprints an interview in which Ed Zotti is asked exactly this question (well, OK, without the orgasm thing). And he gives a nice, complete answer.
Which book? I ain’t telling. But I will tell you this. If you love this message board and want it to have a shot at being viable, go to the main page (that’s straightdope.com for those who were directed straight to the MB by a friend) and buy the damn books!
This semi-rant has been brought to you by the Committee to Eradicate Ignorance.
Cecil orgasms but he almost never cums.
I’ve got all the books – I just haven’t memorized them yet.
Bosda, what’s up with bumping all these ancient Torgo threads? If you have nothing to add, please don’t. Sheesh.