Y’all laugh, but I uncovered an ancient documentary that shows that they are all around us…
She’s obviously wearing regular gold earrings, but what if her hair was brushed forward to cover her ears like all those models in the magazines? That might have been more suspicious.
“Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly to the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.”
– Danny, in Withnail & I
Well, you’re pretty close. She did have two hidden devices for picking up signals that would help her on the debate. They’re wireless, though, relying instead on advanced bioneurologic technology. She deployed one just to the inside of each outer ear.
Does Trump’s helping her by being a buffoon count as ‘outside help’?
How will we tell them apart?
Trump has bigger boobs.
All you people with your silly little conspiracy theories are really annoying me. We all know the conspiracies are actually circulated by the Hillary camp to distract from the real story: Hillary is still in a coma from her pneumonia attack. It was her body double at the debate.
Can I vote for body double?
I’ve got no problem voting for the body double-She did great!
I CAN’T see anymore I am blind just from the thought of this !
The only reason we were able to see the receiver in her ear is because that is the mechanical part that fell off when she had to be carried away in NY after her malfunction. The replacement part hasn’t arrived from the manufacturer yet (it’s on backorder), so they had to kludge something together for the debate.
I’m surprised no one else figured that out.
One of them is orange. and I really don’t need to know if that’s a whole-body spraytan
I think it was a device designed to jam Trump’s microphone and make everything he said sound stupid.
Interestingly, she had forgotten to charge its battery before the debate.
That was accomplished just by giving him a good working mic and turning it on.
Hey, Clinton’s nude body double is the actress who plays Denise Tarragon in Game of Thrones! I am outraged and offended, and will complain as soon as this is over.
You mean it’s made in China?!
You know…
Conspiracy theory.
Rant.
Silly answers.
Off to the Pit. Bother me no more.
Actually, Hillary was wearing a wire in hopes of catching The Donald making a coke deal.
And a combover from his taint.
“Someone created a website called IsBushWired.com.”
I believe he often was, when he was younger.
Sniffle-ly Trump may have been the one wired.