I’m a little confused about the latest “I’m gellin’” Dr. Scholl’s commercial. As I see it, all of the stockbrokers wearing Dr. Scholl’s are suffering hideous financial losses:
“I’m taking a shelling, but I’m still gelling”
“My trades are smelling, but I’m still gelling”
“I’m gelling, and selling. Gelling and selling.”
Is this an insidious footwear scheme to undermine capitalism?
You’re so not gellin’.
They’re clearly unscrupulous brokers working insider trades à la Martha Stewart – each of them is gellin’ like a felon! :dubious:
Far better to be gellin’ like a felon than gellin’ like Magellan.
You know, since he’s dead and everything.
Tea, that is by far the most funny and disturbing thing I’ve read in a very long time.
I’m not gellin’ and I don’t mind tellin’ that those commercials make we wanna start yellin’!
There’s no telling.
So stop yelling.
‘Twas not the broker who was sellin’
Which insider trading made a felon –
'Twas the heirs of Andrew Mellon!
I hear those gel insoles don’t really do much anyway, other than feel like there’s Jell-O in your shoes.
Yo yo yo. Hal drops the dope gellin’ rhymes.