I am so gellin’
I might go to Troy to pick up Helen.
I could be gellin’
But I’m not tellin’
I am so gellin’
Jerry Seinfeld has remarked “Why is it that his is so gellin?”
AARGHH!!!
d_redguy and I have been saying for a while now that those “gellin” idiots are second against the wall when the revolution comes. (Right after Carrot Top.)
I am not, and never will “gell.”
I tried those Dr. Scholl’s gel inserts once. Pure and utter crap. Absolutely not worth the $10 or so they wanted for them. I will never “gel” again.
What exactly should I be gellin’?
There are no hairs on my melon.
I thought it was for hair we were supposed to be gellin’
My bad, can’t keep track of what they’re sellin’
I’m so gellin’, I’m havin’ trubble spellin’.
Which is more sad- that those nimrods have nothing better to discuss at a party except their dime-store inserts, or that there’s some clown who wants to be like them, yet cannot?
There are no words to describe how much I would like to disembowel the invertebrate, llama-screwing, rat colon-infesting bastards who have foisted this painfully moronic exercise in rhyming brainfucking upon the general public with (I can’t decide) a rusty melon baller or some enraged, rabid, criminally insane Africanized bees.
My lawyers advise me that doing so would be a gellin’ felony, or assault with a gellin’ deadly weapon.
Carrot Top and Jared from Subway are next.
Gellin’?
I’m gellin’ like Ian McClellan.
:smack: McKellen.
I’m gellin’, I’m gellin’
I wanna gell it with you
aaallll riiiight
I hope you like gelllin’ too
Not if I don’t get to 'em first, Bucky.
Those commercials are what Friends is in hell.
Gellin’ like General George McClellan.
Kobe Bryant could be a felon.
Until he goes to trial,
there’s no way of tellin’.
I’m like Mount st. Helen
I’m sooo gellin’
Now hold on! I agree the commercials are annoying, but I cannot possibly ever get mad at someone who has the strength of will to lose so much weight and keep it off. If you wanna get Jared, you’re gonna have to go through … um … this fellow named Rincewind first!!!
I just ran a report of some alumni names here.
At the top of the list: Mr. Jellig.
At the bottom: Mr. Yellen.
“Quit Yellen, I’m Jellig!”
But Ellen is so hot!
She may be gellin’
But I’m tellin’
You that a book best sellin’
Featuring her ass ‘tis compellin’
She & I in a unit single-dwellin’
Together. She’d be dispellin’
My chastity; fortellin’
My appetibility; no rebellin’
From my amenity.
Man! Stop your yellin’.