I am not gellin

This is to announce that, despite Madison Avenue’s best efforts, I have not yet begun to gel.

Further updates as the situation warrants.

God I hate that commercial.

I want a set of those insoles, but I hate that commercial.

Don’t bother. I bought a pair a couple years ago, and they were just awful. I felt like I was standing on squished-up Gummi Bears. Gellin’? I’d rather be smellin’!

I, for my part, am not only not gellin, I’m not switching the Geico.

Madison Avenue may be losing their touch.

Oh I’m gelin…but then again I am a convicted murderer.

YMMV

A’ight…drop a bass beat on me…

DOOOO…doooo…D-DOOO dooo dooo…DOOOO…doooo…D-DOOO dooo dooo…

Yeah yeah…

Ya say y’not gellin’?
Well hear my yellin’
(and forgive my spellin’)
Forget rhymes like “felon”
‘Cause they be smellin’
Like when ya hear a death knell in
Troy for Helen.
Now my idea’s excellin’:
If you’re gonna be shellin’
Out cash to stop swellin’
Then in their dwellin’
They need the right people sellin’
Like Ferdinand Magellan,
Ian McKellan,
Doug Lewellen,
and Degeneres (Ellen).

Word. :cool:

…and you’re going to hell in
a hand basket.

:smiley:

I liked the commercial I just didn’t like the insoles…they made my back hurt.

Hal Briston’s post makes me want to see the Aqua Teen Hunger Force discuss gellin’.

I’m not lovin’ it, either.

The first commercial really got to me.

I mean, would you really go to a party where people every single person was talking about…their insoles?

After I put them in my shoes, my feet no longer fit. It was like trying to wear flip flops inside my shoes.

I’m so gellin’ my feet are swellin’.

Actually, they kept scrunching up in the toes of my shoes. Not comfy!

You know, I didn’t understand what possible purpose this thread could serve until I realized how rarely I obey my thirst these days…

You know… it’s a shame all you folks with swollen feet don’t have that insurance…

In a related matter, I have not been persuaded to drink Sierra Mist after seeing their commercials, wherein satisfied drinkers open their mouths super-wide while the camera zooms in on their tonsils.

I gel sometimes
I have a pair of completely impractical shoes - that are awful for me, and my feet, and my back that look really, really good.

So, they have gels in them - so I can dance in them…kind of - while the gels make them comfortable on the soles, they’re so thick that the shoes which mostly fit are just a slight bit too small. But it hurts in a less painful way with the insoles.

OTOH, no, I can’t hear you now, nor do I have any desire to hear you ever again.

It’s not just that I’m not gellin’. I actually did buy some insoles, but I bought a different brand! Take that, Dr Scholl, if that’s really your name!

AFLAC!

But the real question is: did it echo?
I don’t do the dew.

Psht! I’ll bet he’s really a PhD. :wink:

–SSgtBaloo