I am not gellin

Were they gels or normal? If the former, good or bad? If the former, which brand? I find standard insoles cease doing their job real quick, and I’m hoping maybe the gel kind will last longer. [/hijack]

And there’s nothing impressive about a soda machine in your kitchen.

Not only am I not gelin’, I can stop once I pop.

I am not gellin’ and … I … er … ummmmm.
Well actually I always pick up a book and read during commercials, so I can’t think of anything amusing to say.

I’m such a failure.

I wonder if the L’il Penny ripoff in the Sprite commercials is gellin’?

Can’t wait until someone accidentally leaves him on the dashboard of their H2 in the dead of summer.

Gellin?

Nope, not me. No way.

Even if it weren’t for those heinously bad commercials, I suspect the insoles would be as disconcerting as gel wrist rests for keyboards. I don’t know about anyone else, but I find it more than a little unsettling to try to work with my wrists pressed against something that feels for all the world like a breast implant. :o And now they want me to walk on them? Nope, nope, nope.

I haven’t started Swiffering, but at least I have stopped cleaning.

“Now I’m walkin’ on titties, yeah, yeah, oh I’m walkin on…”

I was making a rap up along the lines of what Hal just did, but it wouldn’t have been nearly as good.

You should fit propellin’ in there somewhere

When I am jellin’
My feet are propellin’
Cause they ain’t smellin’
And they ain’t swellin’
So I ain’t yellin’
Bring on Ian McKellan
Cause he is WOOF!

I’m gonna be gellin before the day is done, if they are really that good.

That commercial, above all others, makes me want to hurl something large and heavy through the TV in fury. Or, you know, just frantically grab for the remote in time to hit the channel change button before the first I’m gellin! happens and imprints itself upon my brain.

As a side note, I have always suspected that I might just be that one who doesn’t like Saralee.

The commercial that currently sits atop my shit list is the Focus and a Dell ad. I don’t care how “phat” the printer is, nor how “flat” the monitor - I will not buy either anytime soon.

Plus, I can’t stand the fucking jingle.

They’re gels. They seem to be doing some good, but I haven’t had them long enough to tell whether they’ll stand up to prolonged use.

Also, regarding Cheez Whiz, I know I don’t wan’ it.