Did Glenn Beck kill a frog on live TV, or is he just an idiot?

You biologists and your fraternity pranks.

ETA: Folks, even if you hate Beck, he never gets a hold of a frog. He has one for an instant, but you can see it jump out of his hand at :32 as he is taking his hock out of the enclosure. Then he just closes his hand like he has something in it, without grabbing anything, and then moves along to do the rest of the bit.

I’ll believe what I want to believe, damn it!!! Facts shall not sway me in the light of a higher truth!!!

(Can I parley this into a highly paid position somewhere in Republicandom?)

So, basically, he throws nothing into a pot of boiling water? That’s as good a descritption of the Glenn Beck Show as I’ve ever heard.

I’m starting to consider the possibility that he set up that wacky situation just because he knew people would think he really killed a frog and get upset about it. Then he gets another example of how persecuted he is.

I must admit the calculus of this demonstration is super fascinating to me.

It really doesn’t look like a frog went into the water to me. Though he seems to be implying that he is throwing Obama into the pot in frog-effigy.

If you are interested in some real shit about Beck, check out this article.

Channeling Mason Williams…

Maybe on his next show Beck can have Sarah Palin come in and goose a moose.

Hmmm… I wonder what happens if you put Sarah Palin in a big hot tub of water and start heating it slowly…

/b/ masturbates to it?

Trick answer. /b/ masturbates to everything.

This sounds like the start of a porn film. Which is really about the only thing Palin can be considered to be qualified to do.

Politics aside, that just never ends well.

Apparently you haven’t heard of Who’s Nailin Palin?