Perhaps it’s time I change my contacts and get more sleep, but in the last couple days, I’ve had a little problem with my ability to read. I mix up words, I confuse meanings. Now, it has carried over to the SDMB.
These are things I’ve seen posted here, which caused me to question my sanity. Upon further review, though, I was able to process what was REALLY posted.
In In My Humble Opinion, I saw a thread entitled:
Absolute panties a must have for the inexperienced cook.
Where does one get some Absolute panties? Do they last forever? and Well of course inexperienced cooks should have panties on.
The thread was actually entitled Absolute pantry must-haves for the inexperienced cook
In General Questions, I see:
Maximum amount of alcohol for painful intercourse.
Do you really WANT painful intercourse? I’ve had intercourse after drinking heavily and it wasn’t necessarily painful.
A blending of two separate nearby threads: Maximum amount of alcohol in brewed beer, and One for the docs/women: painful intercourse.
Finally, in Great Debates, I see a thread entitled:
Is Lolo a bit of a waste of time.
Yes he is, but shouldn’t that be in the Pit?
It was a thread entitled Is SETI a bit of a waste of time, and when I saw the title, the thread above it was started by a poster called Lolo.
While it was good to know that, after a second look, I was not going insane, I wondered if anyone else has had this problem in real life or on the SDMB? If this occurs again, I’ll keep you informed, but tonight I go to bed early and get new contacts.