Perhaps it’s time I change my contacts and get more sleep, but in the last couple days, I’ve had a little problem with my ability to read. I mix up words, I confuse meanings. Now, it has carried over to the SDMB.
These are things I’ve seen posted here, which caused me to question my sanity. Upon further review, though, I was able to process what was REALLY posted.
In In My Humble Opinion, I saw a thread entitled:
Absolute panties a must have for the inexperienced cook.
My thought:
Where does one get some Absolute panties? Do they last forever? and Well of course inexperienced cooks should have panties on.
In reality:
The thread was actually entitled Absolute pantry must-haves for the inexperienced cook
In General Questions, I see:
Maximum amount of alcohol for painful intercourse.
My thoughts:
Do you really WANT painful intercourse? I’ve had intercourse after drinking heavily and it wasn’t necessarily painful.
In reality:
A blending of two separate nearby threads: Maximum amount of alcohol in brewed beer, and One for the docs/women: painful intercourse.
Finally, in Great Debates, I see a thread entitled:
Is Lolo a bit of a waste of time.
My thoughts:
Yes he is, but shouldn’t that be in the Pit?
In reality:
It was a thread entitled Is SETI a bit of a waste of time, and when I saw the title, the thread above it was started by a poster called Lolo.
While it was good to know that, after a second look, I was not going insane, I wondered if anyone else has had this problem in real life or on the SDMB? If this occurs again, I’ll keep you informed, but tonight I go to bed early and get new contacts.