Did Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle Murder Virginia Rappe?

Well, yes, I did . . . But I assumed Kenneth Anger had faked that one, Coke bottle and all!

After reading Hollywood Babylon I and II and talking to my professor(Jon Lewis, if you’ve ever heard of him), I really wonder how much fact there is in those two books. It seems that for anything missing sleaze, Anger dumped as much in as he could to give it some ‘flavor.’

Do you think that it could have been his form of revenge for not really being accepted into the Hollywood mainstream?

Do you really think a guy could make movies like Fireworks, Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome, Scorpio Rising, and Invocation of My Demon Brother and entertain ANY thought of "being accepted into the Hollywood mainstream?

“I really wonder how much fact there is in those two books.”

—To quote Lillian Hellman (or was it someone else?), “every word in it is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the.’” I might add that a good many photos are miscaptioned . . .

Gee, I go to shoot “MTV:Cribs” for a coupla days and all heck breaks loose. Let’s just seen now…

Originally Posted by Ukelele Ike

Well, you incredible man you. I figured NOBODY could possibly catch that little aside I threw in. I bow before your astonishing acumen. ( Trust me girls, he’s got a hell of an acumen). By the by, did you know that Dr. Eobraak Valo’s descendants now own a highly successful string of meat purveying shoppes in and around San Francisco? They’re called, Mopery Dopery Doc :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Originally Posted By Sofa King

Yes. That’s exactly what I am saying. I can’t re-type this entire freaking damned book into the Straight Dope, that’s illegal and my tender hands aren’t up to the task. Nay, Regis Sofa, you must seek out this well wrought tome yourself, and read the truth. The One Truth ( yeahright, like there can be one truth).

As for Eve and Ike’s pitched battle over Coke vs. Pepsi, I have this one small fact JUST RECENTLY unearthed, to add to the mix: the coroner who signed off on Virginia Rappe’s autopsy was one Dr. Sigfried Pepper. :stuck_out_tongue:

Cartooniverse

One of my other favorite topics!

King Vidor dug up some pretty good evidence pointing towards Charlotte Shelby. But I read another book (the name is escaping me right now) with equally good evidence that pointed toward a drug dealer.

Hm, hm, hm.

Me, I’ve always kinda suspected Minter herself. Don’t know why. Just a gut thing.

Eve: Where’s the website you mentioned? I’d loooooove to see it!

Pers—Prepare to hunker down over your computer and spend the next five years reading more than you ever thgought existed on Wm. Desmond Taylor: http://www.angelfire.com/az/Taylorology/

Now, anyone for Thelma Todd? Did she commit suicide? Was it an accident? Was she “done in?”

Thelma Todd? Hubba hubba!

Murdered, definitely. Wasn’t she running dope or laundering money with that restaurant of hers? And I understand that Doctor Eobraak Valo had been seen sipping absinthe in the Sidewalk Cafe bar the night the Ice Cream Blonde took gas.

Good Goddess, that thing is HUGE. I thought I had no life.

Think I’m going to go pack my picnic basket and surf there for a while, until either a) I run out of food, or b) my eyeballs start bleeding, whichever comes first.

[sub]Thelma Todd? Oh yeah, that was foul play. Mob hit, IMHO.[/sub]

Yer darned tootin’ he was, Uke. He was pining after his lost love Thelma Todd. After all, you know what they say, don’t you?

Absinthe Maketh The Heart Grow Fonder :stuck_out_tongue:

Cartooniverse

You guys are the best.

Amazingly enough, I believe a majority of these “guys” you refer to who posted to this thread twelve years ago are actually still here.

Which is probably actually kind of sad for the people involved, but there you go. :wink:

Huh, a 12 year-old thread with nobody banned. Of course, it’s a relatively short thread.
Short like Virginia Rappe’s tragically-ended career AFTER FATTY ARBUCKLE MURDERED HER!!!

What’s Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven’t? - Krusty the Clown

No, but sadly there’s at least one deceased member.

Maybe…

But, only if it took…

THE FULL HOUR

:smack:

These zombie threads are invariably interesting to those of us who were not part of the community when the threads came into being. This one was hilarious. And you can’t say the subject matter is dated, per se in that it was dated at the time of the thread’s creation.

Virginia Rappe’s last words?

There is a really, really bad Fatty Arbuckle joke in there.