Did the world end yet?

The BBQ Pit
21

It’s still too soon. I’m pretty sure it hasn’t started yet.

But you are no too late for any of the Rapture Parties! 'Rapture' apocalypse prediction sparks atheist reaction - BBC News

22

I don’t think the show is due to open until 6:00pm … that’s US Eastern, because we’re so cool.

So, don’t worry, everyone has about another 12 hour or so to get good and drunk before kick-off.

23

I’m a bit busy today, so I won’t be able to be raptured. When is the next one scheduled?

24

Timing is really important here, people. Someone go talk to that crazy Rapture-preaching dude and get the low-down. I don’t want to miss out on prime looting time, and showing up early for that would be so tacky.

25

Thanks for the laugh. I’ll steal it and use it somewhere.

26

According to what I heard, the world doesn’t actually end until October sometime. Only the Rapture is supposed to happen today. I guess there will be limited looting available later today. Just remember to circle October on your calendar.

27

I notice that the website at Family Radio is still up and the donation page is still functional. :smack:

28

Did you just God on hold?
Ballsy.

29

I see you’re starting early, then. :smiley:

30

I guess this means I really do have to mow the lawn today. Dammit.

31

But I don’t consider this looting. Recycling perhaps… :smiley:

32

You looters are going to be sooooooo disappointed. Don’t you realise the raptured get to take all the good stuff with them? It would hardly be heaven without a widescreen TV and ride-on lawnmower would it?

33

…I thought that was heathen talk. :frowning:

34

Hollywood is going to make a movie about Camping…

Apocalypse not now!

35

God changed His mind. Obviously this means He wants them to stay to continue to prevent reproductive rights and same sex marriage.

36

No, no. Turns out the only ones who will ascend are married gay couples.

37

No, as your google search confirms, it’s 6pm *local *time - so the Rapture is slowly creeping across the globe, 1/24th at a time. It’s just good people management skills - no one wants a huge rush at the Pearly Gates.

38

Anybody taking attendance? When god brings out his godly shop vac and sucks all the saved away, how will we know.?If I wake up tomorrow am I to think I was not sucked up because I am not holy enough? How do you feel? Unholy. or lucky ?

39

Well, it’s 5:45pm local time. I’m heading out for groceries, but I’m not above a little lootin’ if the pickings are good. If I see The Jesus, I’ll tell Him you guys said hi.

40

I wonder how long Harold will act like he’s not at home.