It’s kind of a mess, the early ones are all standing on their heads and St. Peter is spending more time figuring out who is a natural blond than who is a true Christian.
I’m guessing the cop-out will be that the rapture did happen. What, nobody you know ascended? Well, there you go, they’re all sinners!
Whelp, I’m back, it’s 6:05 and no Rapture here, I don’t think. Then again, this *is *godless secular humanist Yurop. I don’t know what I was expecting, really.
Well, he also predicted global earthquakes, so somehow I doubt that cop-out would work.
I live about an hour and a half out of Armageddon. You guys want me to drive over there, see if anything’s going on? They have a MacDonads, so I could also grab something to eat.
Just Randy “Macho Man” Savage.
What happened to the earthquakes and zombie apocalypse?
If God is merciful, it won’t happen until at least 6:30 p.m. today. I want to see the Preakness.
Sounds like a typical weekend around here.
It can’t be this year. The playoffs have started and Toronto isn’t in them. As everyone knows, the final portent of the Apocalypse is the Maple Leafs winning the Stanley cup.
Zombies? Like, dishonored Viking rising from Hel? Sounds more like Ragnarok to me. Time for my Heathen ass to grasp the sword!
DEATH! RUIN! DOOM! VALHALLA IS CALLING!
Don’t know about you guys, but I’m tired of the radio news breaks every hour reporting this non-event’s non-progress. Bonus annoyance points to the producers who underlay the pieces with Michael Stipe blatting “it’s the end of the world as we know it…” or Debra Harry doing what white people understood to be rap circa 1980.
is anybody traveling westward to have 6PM in more than one time zone just in case?
Spare a moment for the poor SOBs who believed this tripe, even if they did not in fact give away their possessions. I trust they will have a rough weekend, alas.
If you’ve ever bitten into a Slim Jim, it is pretty rapturous.
Looks like he, you know, bit the big one.
Heeey everynody!!! I lo ve you guyes. Youre the best. I don’t say that enough.
Whos with me/?
Whatt a you mean everyaone’ss still heer//?
Tomoeorrow is not goinnnng t o be fun.
That there is a MacDonalds at Armageddon is possibly the most surreal and wonderful bit of information I’ve heard in years. Someone needs to write a book or a song about it.
BTW, the nutzos web page hasn’t changed, and the paper this morning had them saying that we don’t know the hour, so if it happens at 11:59 pm at the International date line it will count. But we’ll see what they say tomorrow.
God damn it all to hell, the rapture didn’t happen.
I really wanted to loot myself a 2011 Audi R8 GT in white. A free R8 GT would totally KICK ASS! This rapture dude needs to get his predictions right.
You should be here during morning commute to work.
I’m putting my money on the Mayans.